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Hala Madrid ๐Ÿค

13/05/2026

Watching MAN CITY play very comfortably against CRYSTAL PALACE with their 2nd team shows how strong their squad depth is....




We rested just CASEMIRO and SESKO against SUNDERLAND, and we started playing like CHELSEA ๐Ÿ˜ญ

13/05/2026

I don't think any other fanbase should be supporting PSG to win the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE like BARCELONA FANS....




Because if ARSENAL should win it, they'd explain to us if they play football to qualify for Europe or they play to win it.....




We won the EUROPA LEAGUE in 2017 so our "In the Last 10 years" agenda expires in 2027.....



Yours expired last year

13/05/2026

If MANCHESTER UNITED really needs this guy, BRUNO FERNANDES would sign him with a phone call ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


No stress

13/05/2026

I have no problem with this LaLiga team of the season, but I think they should put PEDRI at the centre of the other two midfielders for some reasons known to me



Before someone gets knocked out again ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

13/05/2026

The last time BARCELONA won an European trophy....



MARCUS RASHFORD was still an academy player...




He went on to play 9 seasons with MANCHESTER UNITED, winning 6 trophies including an European trophy in 2017



He also went on loan at ASTON VILLA




Right now, as we speak he has returned to the CAMP NOU before the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

13/05/2026

If JOAN GARCIA is better than RAYA because he is doing it with a HIGHLINE


Then ONANA is better than JOAN GARCIA because he did it with a back 3




If RAYA is better than JOAN GARCIA because he took his team to the UCL final..



Then ONANA is better because he has taken his team to a UCL and EUROPA LEAGUE FINAL.....




Where your DELUSION end, na there my own start ๐Ÿ˜‚

13/05/2026

David Raya has never conceded 3 goals against CHELSEA

Just saying ๐Ÿ˜Œ

13/05/2026

BARCELONA FANS are now telling ARSENAL FANS that JOAN GARCIA is better than RAYA because he has outstanding even with a
their HIGHLINE....





ARSENAL FANS are saying that RAYA is better because he took them to the UCL final which BARCELONA played last in 2015....





We'd sit back and watch them burn themselves with DELUSIONS....


FC DelusONA ๐Ÿ†š The DelusNAL

13/05/2026

Some MAN UNITED fans don't want MAN UNITED to appoint CARRICK as the head coach next season...




If you ask them their reason, they'd tell you that they don't want another "OGS SITUATION"




You don't want another OGS SITUATION?


When you hear them say this, you'd think he was that worse....


OGS never finished below 3rd in any of his full seasons at MAN UNITED, you don't want another situation like that...



But you were busy kissing AMORIM'S a$$ even when he took us to the bottom table and told us to prepare for more...



You also twerked for TEN HAG when he finished 8th on the table with heavy spendings



Some of Una suppose drop location

13/05/2026

So we'd have to start waking up at MIDNIGHTS to watch INTER MIAMI play football because of one man....










We'd have to watch the boring MLS league every time they play, because of one man....







We'd have to buy pink jerseys and stock them in our wardrobes because of one man....









I need a drop of your influence.....











CASEMIRO ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฅนโค๏ธ

13/05/2026

I watched EDERSON OF ATLANTA highlights yesterday (MAN UNITED supposed target)



I had to check again if I mistakenly searched "GARNACHO HIGHLIGHTS"....



"The back passes wey dat guy dey give ehnn" ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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