Mr Remy Comedy

Today i went out in a date with a lady, every discussion went smoothly but after two hours of meeting each other she send me message on my WhatsApp number telling me that nest tomorrow is her birthday, i should support her with 50,000 for her birthday, i just smile 😃 😀😃😅 after smiling i blocked her immediately.

Please i want to ask a question if person were do BBL die, the spirit go get big yansh ? or the original small yansh, please i need your answers.

A mad man once said he has nothing to tell any person going behind him with mactchet until when he looked for his head and he no see it.

because of the hatred of the cockroaches, the mosquitoes voted for the insecticide but when it came, it killed both the cockroach and the mosquitoes including the fly that nerve voted before 😂😂😂😂😄

when lions are the only barbars in the village don’t blame the goat for keeping afron punks, this is very true because i remember one day i went back to village and my grandfather told me that grandson, no matter how useless your comment is, there will be someone who will read it till the end.

Who miss me

this is the reason why, every time I’m drunk i become very alart before crossing the road, i look left for bikes, i look right for cars, then i look up for aeroplanes, again i look down for bomb 💣, i look back for kidnappers, and finally? i hold my bottle of beer 🍺 tight and i walk zigzag to avoid bullets.

Happy birthday to my self mr remy comedy, I’m plus one today (November) born a month of jubilation in my life, thank you so much my family and friends.

I’m plus one today happy birthday 🎁🎈🎊 to my self mr Remy comedy, and God bless my friends and well wishes thank you so much i really appreciate your guys for your gifts and prayers God we bless all of you for me in Jesus amen, From Mr Remy Comedy

No dictionary has able to explain the difference between the two words, “Completely “and “Finished “ some people say there is no difference between “Complete “and “Finised” and but there is, when you Mary ther right woman you are complete and when you marry the wrong woman, you are finished when your wife catches you with another woman your are completely finished and when your wife like shopping so much you are finished completely.