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Was it : international women's day or mother's day?
It has come to our concern that KENYANS could not differentiate it all Bora wameweka status kufurahisha watu🤣:-

✅International Women's Day- is celebrated on March 8th globally to honor women's achievements and advocate for gender equality,

✅Mother's Day-, observed to appreciate mothers for their maternal roles and contributions.celebrated on 2nd Sunday of May every year.

Now you know!

INTEGRITY

A Woman Walks Into A Butchery Just Before Closing and Asks, "Do You Still Have Chicken?"

The Butcher Opens His Deep Freezer, Takes Out The Only Chicken Left and Puts It On The Scale, And It Weighed 1.5 kg.

The Woman Looks At The Chicken and At The Scale And Asked, "Do You Have One That's a Bit Bigger Than This One?"

The Butcher Puts His Only Chicken Back Into The Freezer, and Then Takes It Out Again, But This Time When He Puts It On The Scale; He Craftily Keeps His Thumb on The Scale Pan And The Scale Now Showed 2 kg

"That's Wonderful," Said The Woman. "I'll Take Both Chickens, Please!"

In a Situation Like This, You Realize That Your Integrity and Your Reputation are on The Line. Your Wisdom Becomes Foolishness and Your Cunning ways Become Stupidity.

As I Write This, The Butcher's Head is still Inside The Big Deep Feezer Looking For The First Chicken 🐓

Remember:
Always Tell The Truth and You Will Be Free !!!

A Good Name Is Better Than Riches.

Live To Express Yourself Truthfully and Not To Impress Others.

Today in History

Drinking competition between Two communities, Nsukka and Udi in Enugu State.
They decided to hold a drinking competition.
A week to the competition, Nsukka community sent a delegate, Asadu ozioko, to udi to confirm if the competition will still hold.

When Asadu, the delegate got there, the people of udi brought 20 litres of their strongest Nkwu-enu (Local Gin) as kola.
Asadu asked; "Can i test it?"
The people said; "Go ahead." The Man drank, and finished the whole 20 litres....and said; This is Okay, so, where is the main
drink?"
The people of udi got scared and shouted "Come oh, are you among the competitors?." Asadu replied; "No, i
did not qualify".

The people of Udi had to call off the competition immediately...

Leo morning nimechill naota jua na mom in-law alafu jirani anapita akiimba ati shetani na mama mkwe wake wamekalia misumari🙆🙆!!