Pop_flexz

🤣🤣🤣🤣Feār Nigerians 🙆‍♂️😂

Japan recently invented a machine that has the ability to detēct, and catch crimīnals.The machine was firstly tested in Japan and successfully within 20 mins, it caūght over 100 thīeves. So they decided to take it to different countries in the world and see if it's have the ability to detēct and catch thīeves while in different countries. So firstly they took it to US, and surprisingly within 30mins, he caūght over 300 crimīnals In the country 😲..! Wow.. this really impressed the scientist that invented the machine..so they took it further to another country for a test and they took it to Spain, and within 10 mins, 25 thīeves was caūght and brought to jūstice by the machine.
The scientist were so impressed that they decided to take it down to Africa for their final test on the machine.
So firstly they took it to Ghana, and in 12 mins it caūght over1000 thīeves
And in Uganda , it caūght 300 thīeves
In South Africa within15 mins, it caūght 800 thīeves
In Nigeria......I know u want to hear how many thīeves it caūght..😂but I'm sorry to tell u that, in Nigeria within 5mins the machine was stølen by unknøwn gūn men...😂😂

Please 🥺🙏 add or follow this profile for more👉Pop_flexz

Update 🌎 ⚖️

NAKED TRUTH ABOUT LIFE😭😭😭

1. He drops you off and drives back to his wife and kids.

2. He throws away used Condoms as he goes home.

3. He buys sweets to clean your fragrance no matter how expensive it can be

4. He forgives himself for cheating as he is driving to the mother of his Children.

4 He first takes shower to remove your unwanted sweats.

5. He then convinces him self that he can't leave his Wife and Children because of you.

6. He hugs her and ask his children about education.

7. He eats food cooked by his wife not two pieces of KFC he bought for you.

8. After eating he relax on the couch, and they both go to the bedroom.

9. They discuss about the future while she is lying on his chest.

10. Then they make love (Not s*x which he had with you).

11. He doesn't take bath after it because he is used to that Aroma of his Wife.

12. She continues lying on his chest while discussing their investment, policies and planning their Anniversary.

13. And you are alone struggling with s*x because he just did a fast.

14. He gave you 100k and your Mother is boasting that she has a discplined daughter not knowing that you are slowly turning to the resting zone of a bored Husband of some one.

My sister it is not too late, know your values and have goals that Man will never take you anywhere. Find your own Man and God will surely bless you

Moral lesson: Have value;
If you read to this level, comment "Naked Truth"
And Shâre to group's and friends.

Mr Chairman,
Accurate Time Keeper,
Impartial Panel of Judges,
My Able Friends,
Fellow Co Debators
All protocols duly observed.

My name is my name, and I am here to propose the notion that states.

(‘Nobody Senior Another Person For This Life, Na Turn By Turn’) with my following reasons.

1. Dem first born you no mean say na you go first die.

2. If you first me touch ceiling because you tall, I go first you to pick stone for ground because i near ground pass you

3. You fit first me enter SS1 and I fit first you enter University.

4. My jeep fit stop for road while your Beetle fit carry you reach house.

5. Girl wey marry last year fit born pikin before woman wey marry 10 years ago.

6. Small boy wey just finish school fit begin work before chairman wey do NYSC 2015

7. If aeroplane engine knock, both person wey dey first class and the one for economy, na the same God dem go call.

8. Na Oga dey pay driver, but AC dey first blow driver before e reach oga for back.

9. Person wey dey healthy fit dîe before person wey dey sick.

10. You dey stay upstairs no mean say you near God pass.

11. You help me today, no mean say, i no fit help you tomorrow.

12. When you see me na when i see you.

13. Mr time keeper, as you want to ring that bell, may your time in this world not be over.

I hope with these few points of mine, I have been able to convince and not confuse you that (‘Nobody Senior Another Person For This Life. Life na turn by turn.)🚶🏽🚶🏽🚶🚶

Please don't go without foll0wingPop_flexz_flexzfun videos also fol0 me if I made you smile 🥰

MEN BETWEEN THE AGE OF 18-26

1. Never propose to a woman.

2. Never tell a woman you 'love her'.

3. Never commit.-on anything. S*x, money, attention. Actually, attention is your golden currency. Don't give it freely to women.

4. Never waste your time chatting with women on Whatsapp. Time is your resource. Value it.

5. Approach many women. The more you approach, the more you learn game and bulletproof against rejection and oneitis.

6. Use a condom. A pregnant woman is the property of the state. She can mess with your future.

7. Date one woman at a time. Don't be a promiscuous but refer to numbers 1,2 and 3 above.

8. Never introduce any woman to your parents until you are ready to marry.

9. Never date a woman older than you. Never date a slut. Don't have s*x with prostitutes.

10. Never send fare. Save that money by buying shares in the stock market.

11. At your age, you should be concerned about building a solid foundation for your future. You should set a strong pillars for your 5Ms. Don't loose sleep because of a 5 minute TV moment of pleasure. The woman you are struggling to please will eventually dump you for a man who has his 5Ms well figured because she is already at her peak.

12. Stop struggling to please women because of s*x. Society is hypers*xualized. Don't be sedated like the masses. The masses are hypnotized with erotic texts, images and videos. Remain sober and and realize that indiscriminate s*x is a tool to extract your masculine energy at an early age.

13. Do not watch po*******hy. Do not ma******te. You are probably failing because you are an addict to po*******hy. It is only a gay man who enjoys watching a naked man behind the screens. It leaves you week and depressed. You are failing because of ma********on. Heal from ma********on. It will kill your masculinity.

14. You cannot elongate your p***s. Don't lose sleep because of s*x. Don't think the only thing that is between you and your future is s*x.😂😂https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100089440405019

Chelsea no joy 😭😭😭😭

UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERY
FINAL YEAR EXAMS
COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS

Time: 1 HOUR 30 MINS

INSTRUCTIONS

ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS

ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS

1. You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for two years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. Eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)

2. You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

3. For Men You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone x

(a) Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones.
(15 marks)

(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5 marks)

(c) Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. (5 Marks)

4. You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. (20 marks)

5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 10, 000k Your daughter is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth 30, 000k each. Calculate the percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

6. For ladies You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing returns to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)

7. You can't give your wife 2000k for a pot of soup, but you spend over 5000k in bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 (20 marks)

8. You have been in the church and in your fellowship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 marks).
Don't forget to follow my page Pop_flexz

😂😂😂😂😂

Big shout out to my newest top fans! Dãkû Rêü Pëé-flexz

Read this carefully 😂😂😂😂

Mention the name of this musician

1. A jealous girlfriend will be like "I called you last night and I heard the voice of a naked woman"🙄
Chaiiiiiiii, witchcraft is real.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

2. U might be ugly buh believe me, if U have a good character and a good heart...U are still ugly my dear🤔😜🤷🏻‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

3. Aunty if your husband can't satisfy you, close your legs and sleep🛌🏻! You are in a marriage and not in a p**n house.🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

I hate nonsense😜😜😀

4. I stopped using free mode the day my crush posted her dog and I commented "wow ur dad iz kinda handsome".😂😂😂😂

5. Don't trust a girl who doesn't use her father's name on social media.
If she can deny her father. My brother! who are you 😂😂😂😂

6. I Sneezed in a Chinese restaurant last night and accidentally ended up ordering a dish 😂

7. At times.. I just dress good, look at the mirror then go back to bed and start shedding tears of JOY.. because Money Go Fit me!😏😏

8. That moment when your bus accidentally moves and you werent seated yet then you mistakenly bite someone's meat-pie 3times
😲😲🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️😂😂😂

9. In a relationship there's always a third party waiting for your break up the devil has named them BESTIE 🤔😋😋😂😂

10. Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then booom he wears it everyday 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

11. You see those guys dat don't post anything here but always online .They re busy begging girls 2 come 2 deir house🙆 😂🏃

12. It's only in NIGERIA that you will buy blue jeans and after washing it you can use the water to paint two bedroom self contain.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

13. You are going without reacting 🙄

Enjoy your night ❤️☺️