Martino Comedy

🙈🙈🙈😂1)Me as a Nurse: Which one be placenta, madam e be lyk say I don cut ur pikin prick oo*
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2) I remembered when "Big head "was an insult

But now it's a sign of love😊

3) My crush asked me wat I want from her, Help me spell "who cup" pls
As in I want us to
Who cup
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4)Cheating is a calling..... If you are not called, you will be caught* 🤤🤓😂😂

5) How will you allow short girls to be stressing you,
Bros you no get
insecticide ? 🙄🏃🏃

6) Those ladies who say that men don't have feelings.... U are wrong

We men have feelings eg we feel hungry, we feel h***y..... U see😂

7) Since you started dressing to kill, who has died?
My sister save that money and start Okpa💧business😅

8)Giving Girlfriend Money Means You Undermine Her Hustling Abilities, Don't Do That.🙄

9)Sometimes when I see my crush passing I just wish we were chicken😂😂😂😂😂😂😂*

10) U re hungry
And ur neighbour's chicken is still alive
Must I b telling u everything?
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11)Me: it's over*
*Girl : but u said only death can do us apart*
*Me: I never specify whose death so my grandmother died, it's over🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣*

12)Your husband slept out just one day and now u are calling a family gathering. Jonah slept out for 3 days and his wife did not complain My sister, please read the scriptures😂😂😂*

13)We are quarrelling and you are speaking good English do you want to disgrace me 😔* 😔
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14)Can we meet?"*
*If they have not ask u this question in this group, my sister your ugliness is beyond makeup.*
*I go in peace*
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15))Remove some girls wigs, and you will see where God said "on this rock, I will build my church "*
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16)Pls how many bread 🍞will I eat to become the bread winner of my family🤔

17)I remember in 1975 🤔🤔🤔 when I was on a plane going to France. We were close to Germany when the plane just stopped. The pilot said let everyone come out and push the plane. We obeyed. While we were pushing

E don red ohhh
Police don arrest yam

mtn self

Sometimes, I wonder the kind of sense this Keke Napep riders have;

Imagine one chose to ride from Iyana Ejigbo to Jakande gate empty because he refused to carry passengers who offered to pay #100 instead of #200.

Isn't that fóólishness, abi na me no understand their plight? 🤷🤷

Very short story how I take collect Wotowoto where I wan go nack

Don't pass without following my page 📺 :

Dropa heart for Mr Bean ❤️

Finally!!! Finally!!!
I found a way to lunch my April fool attack. I will just enter barracks with a mask and dress like commander then gather all soldiers in barrack to do frog jump 150 times. press up 100 times. After which I will now remove my mask and shout "April fool" they will now laugh and I will go back home..😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👁👁👁👁👁

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