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The expensive not my type proposal 🤣,
Coming from bethran tv
A young man had been dating a lady for one whole year. During that year, he did everything possible to make her happy.
He paid her school fees.
He bought textbooks.
He paid for handouts.
He sent transport money.
Whenever she said, "Babe, I'm hungry," food appeared.
Whenever she said, "Babe, I need airtime," airtime landed immediately.
Whenever she said, "Babe, my shoe is bad," a new shoe arrived.
The man was so committed that his friends started calling him "Scholarship Board." 😂🤣
One afternoon, he decided it was time to take the relationship to the next level.
He invited the lady to a beautiful restaurant.
The lady arrived smiling.
The man ordered food.
He ordered drinks.
He ordered dessert.
The bill was looking like a small house rent already. 😂🤣
After eating, the man stood up.
Everyone in the restaurant became curious.
He slowly went down on one knee.
The restaurant became quiet.
Even people eating stopped chewing.
One waiter almost dropped a tray because he wanted to hear the answer. 😂🤣
The man looked into her eyes.
"Baby, we have been dating for one year now. Will you marry me?"
The lady looked at him.
Looked at the ring.
Looked at the people watching.
Then calmly said,
"No."
The man blinked.
"No?"
The lady nodded.
"No."
The man nearly swallowed his tongue.
"What do you mean no?"
The lady replied,
"You're not my type."
The restaurant became silent.
Even the air conditioner seemed shocked. 😂🤣
The man stood up slowly.
"Wait... wait... wait..."
"You mean after one year?"
The lady nodded.
"Yes."
The man continued,
"I have been training you in school."
"Yes."
"I have been feeding you."
"Yes."
"I have been sending money."
"Yes."
"I have been helping you with almost everything."
"Yes."
"And now you're saying I'm not your type?"
The lady sipped her drink calmly and said,
"Did I force you?"
The man froze.
The waiter froze.
The chef in the kitchen froze.
Even a fish inside the restaurant aquarium stopped swimming. 😂🤣
The man asked,
"So all this time, you knew I wasn't your type?"
The lady replied,
"Of course."
The man held his head.
"Then why didn't you tell me?"
The lady smiled.
"You never asked."
The man almost fainted.
People in the restaurant started pretending not to listen while listening with full concentration. 😂🤣
The man said,
"So the school fees?"
The lady said,
"You volunteered."
"The food?"
"You volunteered."
"The transport?"
"You volunteered."
"The airtime?"
"You volunteered."
"The gifts?"
"You volunteered."
The man looked around desperately for support.
Nobody helped him.
Everybody was enjoying the free drama. 😂🤣
The man said,
"So what exactly am I to you?"
The lady smiled and replied,
"A sponsor."
The man nearly transformed into a generator. 😂🤣
At that moment, the waiter brought the bill.
The man looked at the amount and almost cried.
The waiter whispered,
"Sir, are you paying cash or card?"
The man pointed at the lady.
"Ask my type."
The waiter burst into laughter.
The lady was shocked. 😳
Lessons:
Never assume kindness automatically means commitment.
Ask important relationship questions early instead of making assumptions.
Communication can save people from expensive surprises.
If someone says you're not their type, believe them and move on peacefully.
A relationship should be built on mutual love, not one person doing all the investing.
The End 😂🤣😳

The oak that backfired 🤣,

Coming from Bethran TV

One evening, a lady and her boyfriend were sitting quietly in the parlour.

Everything seemed peaceful.

Too peaceful.

The man was busy watching television while the lady was staring at him suspiciously.

The man noticed.

"Babe, why are you looking at me like a police investigator?"

The lady smiled.

"No reason."

The man became nervous.

Whenever she said "no reason," there was always a reason.

A very dangerous reason.

A few minutes later, the lady disappeared into her room.

The man relaxed.

"Thank God."

But suddenly...

She returned carrying a strange-looking ritual stick.

The man nearly swallowed his chewing gum.

"What is that?"

The lady sat down confidently.

"A truth stick."

The man's heart skipped.

"A what?"

"A truth stick."

The man muted the television immediately.

The lady stood up dramatically.

"Today, the truth must come out."

The man looked toward the door.

Unfortunately, it was too far away.

The lady raised the stick.

"If I have ever slept with another man, let me run mad now!"

Nothing happened.

She smiled proudly.

"See?"

The man nodded slowly.

"Congratulations."

The lady pointed the stick at him.

"Now it's your turn."

The man looked at the stick.

Looked at the lady.

Looked at the ceiling.

Then sighed.

"Babe, must we do this?"

"Yes."

"Can't we just watch television?"

"No."

The lady handed him the stick.

The man collected it carefully as if it were a live gr***de.

The lady folded her arms.

"Speak."

The man cleared his throat.

"If I have ever slept with another man, let me run mad now."

Nothing happened.

The man smiled.

"There you go."

The lady rolled her eyes.

"No."

"What?"

"Not another man."

The man froze.

The lady continued.

"Another woman."

The man looked at her.

She looked at him.

He looked at the stick.

Then looked back at her.

The room became silent.

Very silent.

The lady waited.

The man thought.

The lady waited again.

The man thought harder.

Finally he asked,

"Babe?"

"Yes?"

"What exactly will you gain if I run mad?"

The lady was shocked.

"What?!"

The man continued.

"I'm asking a simple question."

The lady stared at him.

The man nodded seriously.

"If I run mad, what is your benefit?"

The lady opened her mouth but no words came out.

The man stood up.

"Let's think about this carefully."

The lady was speechless.

The man started pacing around the parlour.

"If I run mad today..."

"Yes?"

"Who will pay the rent?"

The lady blinked.

The man continued.

"Who will buy groceries?"

The lady remained silent.

The man continued.

"Who will fix your phone when it spoils?"

The lady was still silent.

The man pointed at himself.

"Who will buy shawarma every weekend?"

The lady's confidence started disappearing.

The man shook his head.

"No, babe."

"What?"

"We must think long-term."

The lady was confused.

The man continued.

"If I suddenly start running around the street shouting that I am a helicopter..."

The lady tried not to laugh.

"...and greeting electric poles..."

The lady covered her mouth.

"...and arguing with goats..."

The lady burst into laughter.

The man nodded.

"Exactly."

The lady laughed harder.

The man continued.

"So before you ask me to risk madness, kindly explain the benefits package."

The lady couldn't stop laughing.

The man sat down.

"Because from where I'm sitting, everybody loses."

The lady wiped tears from her eyes.

"Babe, you're impossible."

The man smiled.

"No, I'm practical."

The lady shook her head.

"You were supposed to deny it."

The man replied,

"I was."

"Then why didn't you?"

The man smiled.

"Because your ritual stick is asking questions my lawyer advised me not to answer."

The lady was shocked again.

"What lawyer?"

The man laughed.

"The imaginary lawyer that appears whenever trouble is coming."

The lady threw a pillow at him.

The man dodged it.

The lady laughed.

The man laughed too.

Finally, the lady collected her ritual stick and said,

"You have escaped today."

The man smiled.

"Thank you."

Then he pointed at the stick.

"But next time, use it to check who finished the food in the fridge."

The lady immediately looked away.

The man raised an eyebrow.

"Wait..."

The lady started walking away.

The man stood up.

"Babe!"

The lady increased her speed.

The man shouted,

"So it was you!"

The lady was shocked 😲

And the chase around the parlour began immediately!

Lesson: Sometimes the person asking all the questions is hoping nobody asks questions back. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

The dangerous word I love you 🤣,

Coming from Bethran TV

One peaceful evening, a man was sitting alone in the parlour.

He was enjoying football highlights on television and minding his business.

Suddenly, he heard footsteps.

Tok!

Tok!

Tok!

A lady walked into the parlour with the sweetest smile ever.

The man immediately became suspicious.

For three months, she had not smiled at him like that.

In fact, the last time she smiled like that, his account balance entered intensive care.

The lady sat beside him.

"Babe."

The man slowly turned.

"Yes?"

The lady smiled.

"I love you."

The man nearly fell from the chair.

"What?!"

"I said I love you."

The man grabbed the remote control tightly.

His heart started beating fast.

His brain immediately activated emergency mode.

He looked at her.

Looked at the television.

Looked at her again.

Then asked,

"What do you want this time around?"

The lady frowned.

"What kind of question is that?"

The man shook his head.

"No, tell me first."

"Tell you what?"

"What you want."

The lady crossed her arms.

"So I can't tell my boyfriend I love him again?"

The man replied,

"You can."

"So why are you asking what I want?"

The man sighed.

"Because every time you suddenly become romantic, my bank account becomes a victim."

The lady gasped.

"Wow!"

The man nodded.

"Last time you said I was the king of your heart."

"And?"

"Three hours later, I bought a new handbag."

The lady looked away.

The man continued.

"Another time you called me your destiny helper."

The lady became uncomfortable.

The man continued again.

"Before sunset, I paid for your birthday photoshoot."

The lady cleared her throat.

"That's different."

The man smiled.

"Very different."

The lady folded her arms.

"So now I can't express my feelings?"

The man laughed.

"You can."

"Really?"

"Yes."

"Okay then."

The lady held his hand.

"Babe."

"Yes."

"I truly love you."

The man looked into her eyes.

For a moment he almost believed her.

Then he smiled.

"I love you too."

The lady became excited.

"Really?"

"Of course."

The lady smiled even wider.

The man smiled too.

For ten whole seconds, nobody spoke.

Then...

The lady cleared her throat.

"Ahem."

The man immediately sat upright.

"Here we go."

The lady laughed nervously.

"What do you mean?"

The man replied,

"The commercial break is over. The main movie is about to start."

The lady shook her head.

"No now."

The man nodded.

"Continue."

The lady smiled.

"Well..."

The man sighed.

"Yes."

"I saw something today."

The man closed his eyes.

"Of course."

The lady continued.

"A very fine shoe."

The man opened one eye.

"And?"

The lady smiled.

"And a very beautiful hair."

The man jumped from the chair.

"I knew it!"

The lady burst into laughter.

The man pointed at the ceiling.

"God, thank you for revealing the prophecy."

The lady laughed harder.

"Babe, calm down."

The man shook his head.

"No."

"Why?"

"Because your love always comes with a receipt."

The lady laughed.

"You're impossible."

The man sat down.

"How much is the shoe?"

The lady smiled.

"Just a little money."

The man became nervous.

"How much?"

The lady mentioned the price.

The man dropped the remote control.

"What?!"

The lady nodded.

"And the hair?"

She mentioned another amount.

The man stood up immediately.

"Babe."

"Yes?"

"I have something important to tell you."

"What is it?"

The man held her hands.

"I love you too."

"Aww."

"But not that much."

The lady was shocked.

"What do you mean?"

The man replied,

"My love is strong."

"Okay."

"But my account balance is weak."

The lady burst into laughter.

"Babe!"

The man continued.

"If I buy the shoe and the hair together, I will start greeting mosquitoes as roommates."

The lady laughed so hard she almost fell off the sofa.

After laughing for several minutes, she finally said,

"So you're not buying them?"

The man smiled.

"I didn't say that."

The lady's eyes lit up.

"Really?"

"Yes."

The man stood up dramatically.

The lady became excited.

The man pointed toward the mirror.

"Go and stand there."

The lady was confused.

"Why?"

The man smiled.

"Look at yourself."

She looked.

The man continued.

"You are already beautiful."

The lady smiled.

"Aww."

The man nodded.

"So beautiful that the shoe can wait."

The lady smiled.

"And the hair?"

The man replied,

"That one can wait for next month's salary."

The lady was shocked 😲

"Babe!"

The man laughed.

The lady chased him around the parlour.

The man ran.

The lady ran after him.

And throughout the house, one sentence could be heard repeatedly:

"Babe, I love you!"

And the man shouting back:

"How much does that love cost this time?!"

Lesson: Sometimes when "I love you" arrives unexpectedly, your heart gets excited, but your wallet gets scared. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

The most expensive you're not my type ever 🤣,
Coming from Bethran TV
A young man and a lady were sitting in a beautiful restaurant on a Saturday evening.
The restaurant was filled with happy couples, soft music was playing, and waiters were moving around carrying expensive meals.
The lady was smiling as she enjoyed the food.
The man was sweating.
Not because of the weather.
Not because of the food.
But because he had a small box hidden inside his pocket.
Today was the day.
After one whole year of dating, he was finally going to propose.
The man looked around.
Everyone seemed happy.
He took a deep breath.
Then suddenly...
He stood up.
The lady looked confused.
"Babe, where are you going?"
The man smiled nervously.
"I'm not going anywhere."
Before she could ask another question, the man slowly went down on one knee.
The entire restaurant became quiet.
People stopped eating.
Some customers brought out their phones.
One waiter whispered,
"Proposal alert!"
Another waiter said,
"Love is in the air."
The lady covered her mouth in shock.
The man opened the ring box.
"Babe."
"Yes?"
"We have been dating for one year now."
The whole restaurant listened carefully.
The man continued.
"You are the love of my life."
The lady smiled.
"You are my happiness."
The smile became bigger.
"You are my future."
Some people already started clapping.
Then the man finally asked,
"Will you marry me?"
The restaurant became completely silent.
Everybody waited for the answer.
The lady looked at him.
Looked at the ring.
Looked at the crowd.
Looked at the food.
Then looked back at him.
And said...
"No."
The man's smile disappeared immediately.
The restaurant became silent again.
One spoon even dropped from someone's hand.
The man blinked twice.
"Sorry?"
The lady repeated confidently.
"No."
The man almost fainted.
"No?"
"No."
The man stood up immediately.
"After one year?"
"Yes."
The man looked confused.
"Why?"
The lady folded her arms.
"Because you're not my type."
The entire restaurant gasped.
One waiter nearly swallowed a toothpick.
The man was shocked.
"Not your type?"
"Yes."
The man started counting with his fingers.
"Wait ooo."
The lady remained calm.
"I trained you in school."
"Okay."
"I paid your school fees."
"Okay."
"I bought textbooks."
"Okay."
"I paid house rent."
"Okay."
"I fed you."
"Okay."
"I bought clothes."
"Okay."
"I paid transport."
"Okay."
"I repaired your phone."
"Okay."
The man's voice became louder.
"I even bought data!"
The lady nodded.
"Yes."
The man held his chest.
"And now you're saying I'm not your type?"
The lady shrugged.
"Yes."
The man looked around for support.
Nobody helped him.
Even the waiters were waiting for the next episode.
The man asked,
"After everything I've done?"
The lady replied calmly,
"Did I force you?"
The man froze.
"What?"
"Did I force you?"
The man looked left.
Looked right.
Looked at the ceiling.
Looked at the floor.
Then back at her.
"You didn't force me?"
"No."
"You mean all those years?"
"Yes."
"All the money?"
"Yes."
"The feeding?"
"Yes."
"The school fees?"
"Yes."
"You didn't force me?"
The lady smiled.
"No."
The man almost cried.
One old man sitting nearby stood up and said,
"My son, answer her question."
The restaurant burst into laughter.
The man sat down slowly.
His brain was no longer functioning properly.
The waiter came over.
"Sir, would you like anything else?"
The man sighed.
"Yes."
"What would you like?"
The man pointed at the ring.
"Can I get a refund on love?"
The waiter started laughing.
The lady laughed too.
The man shook his head.
Then suddenly he looked at the lady and smiled.
"Okay."
The lady was surprised.
"Okay?"
"Yes."
"You're not angry?"
"No."
"Why?"
The man smiled.
"Because today I have learned a valuable lesson."
"What lesson?"
The man replied,
"Never mistake sponsorship for ownership."
The entire restaurant became quiet.
The lady blinked.
The man continued.
"And never invest where there is no signed agreement."
The old man nearby shouted,
"Correct!"
Everybody laughed.
The man picked up the ring box.
Picked up his dignity.
Picked up his remaining self-respect.
Then walked toward the exit.
As he reached the door, the lady suddenly shouted,
"Wait!"
The man turned.
"What?"
The lady smiled nervously.
"Who is going to pay for this food?"
The man smiled.
"Did I force you to order it?"
The lady was shocked 😳😳😳
The entire restaurant exploded with laughter.
Even the waiters were holding their stomachs.
The man waved goodbye and walked away.
The lady stared at the bill on the table.
For the first time that evening...
She understood the meaning of consequences.
Lesson: Kindness should come from the heart, not as a contract for love. And before investing too much in a relationship, make sure both people are moving in the same direction. 😂🤣😂🤣🤣

The weather for two and the hunger for one 🤣,
Coming from Bethran TV
One hot afternoon, a man was lying comfortably on his bed, staring at the ceiling fan that was rotating so slowly it looked like it was thinking about its next move.
The weather was cold, the blanket was soft, and loneliness was knocking heavily on his heart.
He picked up his phone and called his girlfriend.
"Hello babe," he said in a romantic voice.
"Hello my love," the lady replied.
The man sighed dramatically.
"Babe, this weather for two is crazy. The room is too cold. Can you come over?"
The lady smiled.
"Oh really?"
"Yes now! This weather is not meant for one person."
The lady cleared her throat.
"Drink tea, you will get better."
The man sat up immediately.
"Tea?"
"Yes. Hot tea."
"Babe, that's not what I meant."
"I know exactly what you meant."
"So you're not coming?"
"No."
"Why?"
"Because tea is cheaper than transport."
The call ended.
The man looked at his phone in disbelief.
He drank the tea angrily.
The next day, the same lady woke up with an empty stomach.
Her cupboard was empty.
Her account balance was crying.
Even her wallet looked depressed.
She quickly called her boyfriend.
"Hello babe."
The man answered calmly.
"Good morning."
"Babe, I'm hungry."
"Oh."
"Very hungry."
"Oh."
"Hunger wants to finish me."
"Oh."
"Babe, please send me some money for food."
The man smiled.
"Really?"
"Yes o."
"I'm shaking."
"Please hurry."
The man remembered yesterday's tea advice.
He sat up and spoke gently.
"Babe."
"Yes?"
"Drink water."
The lady was silent.
The man continued.
"Cold water."
"What?"
"Drink two glasses."
"Babe, I'm serious."
"So was I yesterday."
"I'm hungry!"
"And I was cold."
"Cold is not the same as hunger."
The man laughed.
"Both are discomfort."
The lady shouted.
"Are you comparing hunger with weather?"
The man replied,
"Are you comparing tea with companionship?"
The lady was speechless.
"Babe, send the money."
"Drink water."
"Babe!"
"Add ice."
"Babe!!"
"It works faster."
The lady nearly cried.
"You are wicked."
The man replied,
"No, I'm simply following the medical advice you gave me yesterday."
The lady groaned.
"Fine! I admit it. Yesterday I should have come over."
The man smiled.
"And today?"
"Today I need food."
The man laughed so hard he nearly fell off the bed.
"Apology accepted."
"Thank you."
"But first, go and drink that water."
The lady screamed,
"I WILL NOT DRINK ANY WATER!"
The man burst into laughter.
"Now you know how I felt when you prescribed tea for my loneliness."
Finally, he sent her the money.
A few minutes later she called back.
"Babe."
"Yes?"
"The food is sweet."
The man replied,
"Good."
The lady laughed.
"And the water wasn't working."
The man smiled.
"Exactly."
The two laughed together.
From that day onward, whenever either of them complained about a problem, the other would immediately say:
"Drink tea."
Or...
"Drink water."
And both would start laughing before the argument could even begin.
Lesson: If you give funny advice to people today, don't be surprised when they return the same advice tomorrow. What goes around comes around—sometimes with tea, and sometimes with water! 😂🤣😂🤣

The most expensive network signal ever 🤣,

Coming from Bethran TV

One hot afternoon, a young lady called Chioma was desperately trying to get network signal to call her boyfriend.

She had been trying for hours.

Inside the house — no network.

Outside the house — no network.

On the veranda — no network.

Near the gate — no network.

She became frustrated.

Then her neighbor shouted,

"Climb that mango tree! That's where everybody gets network!"

Immediately, Chioma grabbed her phone and climbed the tallest mango tree in the compound.

The higher she climbed, the stronger the signal became.

Suddenly, three bars appeared.

Then four bars.

Then full signal!

Chioma screamed happily.

"Finally!"

She quickly called her boyfriend.

The phone rang.

Her boyfriend answered.

"Hello."

Chioma shouted from the top of the tree.

"Babe! Can you hear me?"

"Hello? The network is bad," the man replied.

Chioma climbed even higher.

"Babe! Can you hear me now?"

"I can't hear you well."

People passing by started looking at her.

One old woman asked,

"My daughter, what are you doing up there?"

Chioma replied,

"I'm fighting for love!"

The old woman nodded.

"May God strengthen you."

Chioma continued shouting.

"Babe! Send me the money you promised!"

The boyfriend replied,

"Sorry, the network is bad. I can't hear you."

Chioma nearly slipped.

"What do you mean you can't hear me? I'm on top of a tree!"

"I still can't hear you."

A small crowd started gathering below.

One boy shouted,

"Sister, climb higher!"

Another shouted,

"Love is not easy!"

A fruit seller added,

"Ask for transport money too!"

The crowd burst into laughter.

Chioma climbed until she reached the strongest branch.

Sweat covered her face.

Mosquitoes were biting her.

Ants were crawling on her legs.

Birds were looking at her as if she was their new neighbor.

Still, she refused to give up.

She called again.

"Babe! Send me the money!"

The boyfriend replied,

"The network is still bad."

Chioma was shocked.

"What about the fact that I climbed a tree?"

The man replied,

"Sorry, I still can't hear you."

At that moment, everybody below became suspicious.

One old man adjusted his glasses.

"My daughter, this one is not network problem."

"What is it then?"

"He heard everything."

The crowd agreed.

"Yes! He heard everything!"

Chioma refused to believe it.

She called again.

"Babe, if you can hear me, say yes!"

"Network is bad."

"Babe, if you love me, say yes!"

"Network is bad."

"Babe, if you're planning to send the money, say yes!"

Silence.

Then suddenly the network became crystal clear.

The boyfriend's voice came loudly.

"Hello, can you hear me?"

Chioma became excited.

"Yes! Yes! I can hear you!"

The boyfriend replied,

"Good. Since the network is clear now, please come down from the tree. I don't have the money."

The entire crowd exploded with laughter.

One woman fell onto a chair laughing.

A mechanic dropped his spanner.

Even the mango seller laughed so hard that he forgot his customers.

Chioma was speechless.

After risking her life...

After fighting ants...

After negotiating with birds...

After becoming the tallest human in the neighborhood...

The man never had any intention of sending the money.

As she carefully climbed down, the old man smiled and said,

"My daughter, the network was never bad."

Chioma sighed.

"What was bad then?"

The old man replied,

"His account balance."

The whole street erupted with laughter.

Chioma looked at her phone, looked at the tree, looked at the sky and said,

"Next time, before I climb a tree for love, let the money enter first."

Lesson: Before making sacrifices for promises, make sure the promise is real first. 🤣😂

The End.

Coming from Bethran TV. 🤣🤣🤣😅😂

The patient who refused to recover 🤣,
Coming from Bethran TV
Mr. James had been in the hospital for two weeks after a minor illness. The doctors had treated him successfully, his test results were perfect, and even the nurses agreed he was healthier than some visitors coming to see him.
One sunny morning, his wife walked into the hospital room carrying fruits, food, and a big smile.
"My husband!" she said happily. "I think you're okay now. The doctor said you can go home tomorrow."
Immediately, Mr. James sat up in shock.
"Tomorrow?" he shouted.
"Yes," his wife replied. "Aren't you happy?"
Mr. James quickly held his chest dramatically.
"No, my wife. I still feel weak."
His wife frowned.
"But you were dancing yesterday."
"That was medical exercise."
"And this morning I saw you jogging to the cafeteria."
"That was emergency treatment."
His wife looked suspicious.
"My husband, what exactly is wrong with you?"
Mr. James lowered his voice.
"My dear, I need to stay here for another six months."
"Six months?" his wife screamed.
"Yes. Unless you want to lose me."
His wife became worried.
"Lose you? Is your condition that serious?"
Mr. James nodded seriously.
"Very serious."
Just then, two cheerful nurses walked past the room chatting and laughing. Every time they passed by, Mr. James suddenly looked energetic.
The wife noticed something strange.
Whenever the nurses appeared, her husband sat upright.
Whenever they left, he lay down weakly.
When the nurses returned, he smiled from ear to ear.
When they disappeared, he started groaning again.
The wife folded her arms.
"My husband, what medicine are they giving you?"
Mr. James smiled.
"Hope."
A few minutes later, the doctor entered.
"Good news, Mr. James. You're completely healthy."
Mr. James shook his head.
"No, doctor. I still feel something."
The doctor checked his heartbeat.
"Normal."
Blood pressure.
"Normal."
Temperature.
"Normal."
The doctor looked confused.
"What exactly do you feel?"
Mr. James pointed toward the corridor.
"Doctor, whenever those nurses are around, I feel very alive. When they leave, I become weak again."
The doctor burst out laughing.
His wife was not laughing.
She stared at her husband.
"So this is the sickness?"
Mr. James quickly replied,
"No, no! It's a rare medical condition."
"What condition?"
He cleared his throat.
"Visual Recovery Syndrome."
The doctor laughed so hard he nearly dropped his clipboard.
His wife shook her head.
"So you want to spend six months in the hospital because you're enjoying the view?"
Mr. James smiled nervously.
"Maybe seven months. Recovery takes time."
The wife immediately picked up his bag.
"Get up."
"But doctor said—"
"Get up."
"My legs are weak."
"Really?"
"Very weak."
The wife pointed toward the exit.
Suddenly Mr. James jumped out of bed and started walking perfectly.
The doctor looked amazed.
"Congratulations! That's the fastest recovery I've ever seen."
The wife smiled.
"Doctor, I have discovered the cure."
"What is it?"
She replied,
"Discharge papers."
The whole ward burst into laughter while Mr. James followed his wife home with the strength of a professional athlete.
As they left, one nurse waved and said,
"Get well soon, sir!"
Mr. James turned around with a sad face and said,
"I was just starting to recover."
His wife grabbed his ear immediately.
Mr. James shouted,
"Doctor! Emergency! Emergency!"
But this time nobody believed him. 🤣🤣🤣
Lesson: Some people recover faster when the right motivation disappears! 😂
The End.
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The most honest prayer requests 🤣,
From bethran tv
One quiet evening, a husband and wife were lying comfortably on their bed.
The room was peaceful.
The fan was blowing gently.
The wife was scrolling through her phone while the husband stared at the ceiling as if he was discussing serious matters with heaven.
Suddenly, the wife noticed him whispering prayers.
"Babe, what are you praying for?"
The husband smiled.
"Oh, just some personal prayer points."
The wife became curious.
"What kind of prayer points?"
The husband cleared his throat.
"Good health."
"Amen."
"Long life."
"Amen."
"Success."
"Amen."
"Divine favor."
"Amen."
The wife smiled proudly.
"That's wonderful."
Then she asked,
"But babe, put money aside, what else are you praying for?"
The husband immediately sat up.
"That money you put aside."
The wife froze.
"What?"
The husband nodded seriously.
"That money you just put aside."
The wife stared at him.
The husband stared back.
The wife blinked.
The husband blinked too.
Then the wife burst out laughing.
"You're impossible!"
The husband smiled.
"No, I'm realistic."
The wife shook her head.
"You can't be serious."
The husband sat up like a motivational speaker.
"My dear, money is connected to almost everything."
The wife laughed.
"How?"
The husband started counting on his fingers.
"When I pray for transportation, money is involved."
"When I pray for food, money is involved."
"When I pray for rent, money is involved."
"When I pray for electricity, money is involved."
"When I pray for data, money is involved."
"When I pray for your shopping, money is definitely involved."
The wife pointed at him.
"Aha! We have reached the truth."
The husband smiled.
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The wife folded her arms.
"So if I gave you one billion naira today, all your prayers would be answered?"
The husband thought carefully.
Then replied,
"No."
The wife smiled proudly.
"Finally."
The husband continued.
"I would simply have new prayer points."
The wife almost fell off the bed.
"What new prayer points?"
The husband started counting.
"Prayer against fake friends."
"Prayer against kidnappers."
"Prayer against relatives who suddenly remember my existence."
"Prayer against people who start messages with 'Good morning dear cousin.'"
The wife laughed so hard she dropped her phone.
The husband continued.
"Prayer against old classmates who suddenly say, 'Remember me? We sat together in Primary Three.'"
The wife was now rolling on the bed laughing.
The husband wasn't finished.
"Prayer against people who borrow money and disappear into another dimension."
The wife wiped tears from her eyes.
"You are crazy."
The husband nodded proudly.
"Experience is the best teacher."
The wife looked at him.
"So money is your biggest prayer point?"
The husband smiled.
"No."
"What then?"
The husband held her hand.
"You."
The wife smiled.
"Awwww."
The husband continued.
"Because if I have money without you, I'll still be lonely."
The wife smiled even more.
Then the husband added,
"But if I have you and money together, that's premium happiness."
The wife immediately removed her hand.
"I knew there was a catch."
The husband laughed loudly.
Suddenly the wife asked,
"If God appeared right now and granted you one wish, what would you ask for?"
The husband answered immediately.
"Wisdom."
The wife looked impressed.
"Really?"
The husband nodded.
"Yes."
The wife smiled proudly.
Then the husband added,
"Because with wisdom, I'll know where the money is."
The wife screamed.
"Hopeless man!"
The husband laughed until tears entered his eyes.
A few moments later, the wife shook her head.
"You think about money too much."
The husband smiled.
"And you think about shopping too much."
The wife gasped.
The husband gasped too.
Both of them realized they had entered dangerous territory.
The room became silent.
Five seconds.
Ten seconds.
Fifteen seconds.
Finally the husband raised his hands.
"I apologize."
The wife nodded.
"Good decision."
The husband smiled.
"Peace is cheaper than arguments."
The wife laughed.
"And smarter too."
The husband nodded.
"Especially when sleeping beside the argument."
🤣🤣🤣 The husband started the conversation as a prayer warrior but accidentally revealed that half of his prayer list was financially sponsored! 😲😂🤣
LESSONS FROM THE STORY:
Honesty can be funny when shared with the right person.
Money is important, but relationships are even more valuable.
Laughter helps couples handle everyday stress.
Every family has different priorities, but understanding each other matters most.
Sometimes the funniest answers are the most truthful ones.
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