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10/10/2023
10/10/2023
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π€£πA man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man
comes down and asked the man if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No", he said, "the seat is empty".
"This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would
have a seat like this for the Super Bowl , the biggest sport event in the
world, and not use it ?"
Somberly, the man says, "Well... the seat actually belongs to me. I
was supposed to come here with my wife, but she passed away. This is the
first Super Bowl we have not been together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone
else - a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head, "No. They're all at the funeral."
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*In a "Mental Hospital" of 38 patient's, a journalist asks the Doctor: How do you determine whether to admit a mental patient or not to?*
*Dr: "Well, we fill a bathtub with water and then give the patient;*
*(a). a teaspoon,*
*(b). a glass,*
*(c). a bucket,*
*and ask them to empty the bathtub."*
*Journalist: "Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger."*
*Dr: "No, a normal person would pull the drain plug! Please go to bed No.39. We will start further investigations on you!"*.......................................
*ππ You also thought of the bucket, didn't you? Please go to bed No. 40 ! π*
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