Chukwu Emeka

They said beans gives blood.
I didn’t argue.
But I never really rated it. Because how will something that smells like poverty in the compound be the same thing that builds kings?

Until one day…

I was broke.
Not broke like “manage spaghetti.”
Broke like “should I boil water and drink it like tea?”

I opened my cupboard. Beans stared back.
Silent. Humble. Available.
I hissed. But hunger humbled me.

I soaked it. Waited hours. Boiled it.
Added onions, pepper, palm oil ,small crayfish from corner-corner.

When I say that pot of beans reset my destiny...
I mean my ancestors clapped from the other side.

After eating it?

I washed clothes

Cleaned my room

Replied 8 messages I have been ignoring

Energy was unmatched.
Mind became clear.

That’s the day I respected beans.

Now anytime life tries to humble me,
I humble it first…
With beans and calmness.

Because guess what?

You can’t fight someone who just ate beans.
They’re strong, full, and ready for anything including heartbreak.😂😂😂

I don't know d ingredients they used in making of alcohol, but I'm sure they added happiness, madness, truth and English 😂😂🕺🕺

Life of a man 😪....

May God bless all the responsible fathers 🙏

Snake don b!te real estate agent inside a fast developing area that is 5Mins close to the airport. 😂😂

People say gas cylinders should be made transparent like this, so they can see when it’s about to finish or to avoid being cheated by gas plants during refilling.

But honestly, this one looks scarier! Just looking at it alone, e be like say e wan blow 😂😂😂

I hope you like this new bed frame technology😂😂😂

Dear Nigerian Ladies,,

Is this too much to ask for?

Must you people look like iniquity?😂😂

I don't know who needs to hear this but remove s*x from the relationship of nowadays and you will discover that some huge percentage of ladies have nothing to offer in relationships, totally nothing...

Remove money from a relationship and you will discover that majority of ladies won't see a reason to be in a relationship with a man, they want a man to take care of them, but they add no value to the man's life other than s*x and nagging.

Somebody who can't challenge you positively, somebody who thinks being female is like being disabled, somebody who is expecting heaven from you but offers almost nothing in your life! Somebody who thinks her money is meant for her and yours at her disposal.

Somebody who can't even send you airtime, let alone lunch! Somebody who can't lend you money when you are in economic crisis!

Somebody who has serious problems with her thinking and reasoning.

If you hate financially broke men then don’t be a financially broke woman. You cannot hate what you are, one sided expectations can destroy you. If you want a man with a car you must show us exactly where you have parked yours.

Please men Go for the best. Somebody who is slaying with senses and reasoning! Not somebody who has only hips, b***s and birth certificate.

Go for somebody who is ready to push and provoke you to achieve your goals, not a thief who's after your money!

I know most of ladies will not like this but Iet's call a spade, a spade; not a big spoon.

Goodmorning my people
Too many parties in England

Liverpool = EPL party

Chelsea = UECL party

Tottenham = UEL party

Arsenal = Thomas party

Manchester united = pathetic 😂😂😂

Some people just dress up, take pictures, post and go back to bed.

Very Soon you will Smile and forget your sad moments because GOD is about to change your story 🙌
Amen!!!!

Leverkusen are 𝙊𝙉𝙀 win from their first ever Bundesliga title 🇩🇪🏆🔜