Donsanitydc01

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‎1. Sometimes it’s good to visit your wife at work place just to see if any of your kids looks like any of her colleagues*😔😏😏😏 DNA test cost ooo you can do eyes screening 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
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‎2. Being ugly is very challenging oh. Someone will just look at you and conclude that you are wicked🥺😕😕
‎Like my uncle Uwaezuoke 🙄🙄🙄
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‎3. EVERYONE'S MOOD CHANGES when A FAT WOMAN ENTERS A TAXI,
‎BUT WHY??**😕🤣🤣

No one notice i skipped no. 3 you went back to check if am saying the truth, now you are smiling, Oya give me my like now 😂 😂 😂
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I ønce rän 1OO metres in aboüt 12 seçonds and the ønly witnëss was the døg that was çhasing me 😄🥵

That stupïd friënd of mine just brøkë up with his girlfriēnd that usë to çook for us‚ I wonder høw we’ll survivē naw 😩😂😂😂

Things that çønfúses me!😒
I’ve nevër seën a mäd Hāusā man beføre... Abi dem no dey mäd? 😕😂😂😂😂

Nøthing hürts more than reçeiving the läst släp when being sëparated in a fïght 😩😂😂😂

In Afriça ehn‚ immediately you fïx búlbs for your neighbøurs‚ BOOM ! They will stärt telling everyonë that you’re an eleçtrician and you can fïx Transformër 😳🙆‍♀️😂😂😂

There is nøthing more annøying than a çhild from the nëxt compound playing with *up NEPA* 😕 when your phøne battëry is 1% ??😂🙄

My brother the wørst nëws you can gïve any Nïgerian on his/her way høme is “bros our transførmer don bløw oo” 🙆‍♀️😂😂😂

I met my Geography teacher today and he asked me ‘what I do for a livïng’🙄; I told him I sëll metamorphíc rōçks 😒🤭😂😂😂