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27/04/2026

Report has it that,Bride faints in church after discovering that her husband is ...see more

06/04/2026

IF YUH ARE STILL SINGLE BY THE END OF SEPTEMBER; WE'LL POST YUH ON TEMU, AMAZON, KONGA, JUMIA WITH 92% OFF ON 1st OCTOBER...๐Ÿ˜Šโœ…

02/04/2026

Yuh took her out, she refused to order anything and said "JUST GIMME THE MONEY, THERE'S NO FOOD IN OUR HOUSE".

What would yuh do?

28/03/2026

โ€œWith โ‚ฆ250k Salary, How Do I Start a Family or Buy a Car?โ€ โ€” Nigerian Man Brโ‚ฌaks Down Monthly Expenses

A Nigerian man has sparked serious conversations online after sharing a breakdown of his finances, revealing how difficult it is to plan for the future on a โ‚ฆ250k monthly salary.

According to him, after paying โ‚ฆ1.1m annual rent and spending about โ‚ฆ75k monthly on transport, he is left saving for months just to cover accommodation, leaving little for feeding, bills, fuel, internet, clothing, and emergencies.

He questioned how a 30-year-old man is expected to think of starting a family or owning a car under such economic pressure.

The post has since drawn massive reactions, with many Nigerians relating to the harsh reality.

28/03/2026

*SAD REALITY*

*Some of us are living our last year on earth without knowing.๐ŸŒŽ ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ*

28/03/2026

*Why waste precious time doing TALKING STAGE, LISTENING STAGE.*

*Life is too ๐Ÿฉณ, go ~straight~ to the point or getat from the road...*๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธโœ…

25/03/2026
25/03/2026

*BE MINDFUL OF HURTING MEN, DO NOT NORMALIZE IT ANYMORE; IF A MAN GOES NAKED AT MIDNIGHT, HOLDS HIS IKENGA & SWEARS FOR YUH, SURELY IT WILL CATCH YUH...*

*GOD ALWAYS ANSWER MEN'S PRAYERS FERVENTLY*โœ…๐Ÿ˜Š

24/03/2026

The cries of a v!rgin man reaches Gods ears faster than anything

24/03/2026

*That's why yuh call African parents GOAT; living in a single room of 4 kids, and your mama keeps getting pregnant every year.* *Some students in Oxford University are studying this as I type๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Š*

21/03/2026

*Quick story...*

*Gist/Gossip/Rumor*

*Based on a true story*...

*A friend of mine(name withheld to avoid suing) saw a pretty damsel, engaged him in conversations, made his intentions know ASAP, telling the pretty girl he wants to settle down with him*... *Mind yuh, this was back in 2022, baba would take her to Onitsha, get her materials, spend on her like Aliko.* *Whenever she raises her phone to call him, baba would pick up. He buys her small chops, big chops, sharwama,ice cream, pizza, beverages. He also introduced her to his Aunt who was also living around the street back then.*

*So whenever the topic of meeting the girl's mum comes up, she gives serious and funny excuses.* *So one day, my friend confronted her and queried why she's always behaving like an unbeliever, she told him her mama said she's too young to go into marriage, mind yuh, she's 21/22 years then. Whenever she comes around, she doesn't allow broda to climb her Kilimanjaro. She later broke up with him, blocked him on all her socials.*

*Fast forward to 2026, she reached out after 4 years, lamenting and asking him for forgiveness, that she has seen hell in the hands of men, even those that left her after introduction.*

*Now she's seeking reelection again into my friends heart, and asked him if he's still interested in settling down with her, my guy lied and said yes.*

*Meanwhile... After the breakup, baba cried and called her name, coursed her that she'll see beta pain, that men will break her up. The shocking news right now is that baba married last year lowkey and this girl doesn't know about it*...

*My queshion is: Why would she come back to him after destroying his heart? What's her intention towards him, cos I can tell yuh for free, my guy wants to get even with her, possibly climbing her A*O ROCK this time*..?

*What do y'all make of this story.*?

GoverNatorยฐ*

17/03/2026

*Yuh can love someone buh not be good for them; and someone can love yuh, buh not be right for yuh.*

*Because they don't have the other emotional skills that make love stay.*

*Love is never enuf:*
*-yuh need emotional maturity*
*-Yuh need personal mastery*
*-Yuh need self control*
*-Yuh need compassion*
*-Yuh need empathy*
*-Yuh need patience*

*There's so much needed to make love last, and some of us loose love because we didn't develop other skills*โœ…

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