Kinguche comedy

[7/2, 12:10 PM] KING UCHE👑: *Most of you are single now because you started dating at a very young age. Now you've exhausted all ur dating bundle😂😂😂*
[7/2, 12:10 PM] KING UCHE👑: *Some Ex will pass and ignore you like you haven't seen them naked before*.
*Na wa o, can't they greet their old customer?*
[7/2, 12:10 PM] KING UCHE👑: Dating a guy who doesn't play snooker is a blessing.That game teaches men how to focus on plenty holes using one stick!!

🙏🏾🙏🏾😂😂😂😂
[7/2, 12:10 PM] KING UCHE👑: You have not met a crazy person until you meet someone who says "LOL" in real life
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
[7/2, 12:10 PM] KING UCHE👑: *A h***y man is worse than a witch...*

Her: Hi my love, my father passed away.
*Him: Eish, I’m sorry about that, but are you still coming*
😂😂😂😂😂😂

[7/10, 10:02 AM] KING UCHE👑: Welcome to Nigeria. Where your neighbors would see all the cars🚗🚘 that dropped you at home🏘. But won't
see your clothes👖👚🥼 when it starts raining🌧🤣🤣
That mr parrot🐧
[7/10, 10:02 AM] KING UCHE👑: *Rihana came with this tendency of wearing a top without bra……then girls in Africa copied. Boom the struggle is that some of African girls their b***s look like hospital drips with no water😂😂😂😂😂*

How are you African girls
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[7/10, 10:02 AM] KING UCHE👑: Because you travel overseas, so you keep on asking me now how is Africa doing did you leave Africa in my hand🤷🏼‍♂🤷🏼‍♂🤔
Stwww nonsense🙄
[7/10, 10:02 AM] KING UCHE👑: Marry a good husband so when u see a man that pampers his wife it will not look like charm to u!😂😂😂😂😂
[7/10, 10:02 AM] KING UCHE👑: *I prefer ladies who uses Vaseline as their most expensive cream*
*The Last Time I Fell In love, I went and fell for a woman of 70 yrs old 😩😖😫😩😢😭* KING UCHE👑: *If you don't have kids,,stop sending other people's kids to Shops,send your used condoms* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌