The Daily Dose

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COMMON GRAMMAR MISTAKES

1. The meat is strong. ❌
The meat is tough. ✅
👉 Meat doesn’t go to the gym. It’s tough, not strong! 😁

2. I prefer swallow and melon soup. ❌
I prefer stodge and melon soup. ✅
👉 Swallow flies; stodge fills your stomach. Choose wisely.🤣 Solid foods like eba, semo, fufu, etc. are called stodge in English.


3. The okra soup is drawing. ❌
The okra soup is slimy/viscous. ✅
👉 Okra doesn’t sketch pictures; it’s just slimy.🧐


4. Please, give me soft meat. ❌
Please, give me tender meat. ✅
👉 You’re not cuddling the meat; just describing how easy it is to chew.


5. I ate toast bread for breakfast. ❌
I ate toast for breakfast. ✅
👉 "Toast bread" is like saying "rice rice." Keep it simple; just toast.


6. Be careful, don't step on goat s**t. ❌
Be careful, don't step on goat droppings. ✅
👉 Droppings sound more polite and less smelly in English. 🤣

7. Yam porridge is my best food. ❌
Yam pottage is my best food. ✅
👉 Porridge wears a spoon; pottage wears tradition. 🧐

8. Give me amala and orishirishi. ❌
Give me yam flour and offal. ✅🤣
👉 English made it sound like a medical report but yes, it’s still delicious. 🤩



Which of these cracked you up and taught you something new?

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Keep hope alive.

Shaving stick is now 200, please boil water and do it the chicken way.🤣