Amelia - Autistic Michigander

My surgeon told me this week to wear boy short un**es because my bikini style un**es are rubbing against the incision lines that are his best work.

I’m a curvy girl with volleyball thighs who wears leggings.

I just ordered ones with a longer inseam because I am in sensory hell.

If you know, you know 😑😒🥴

Don’t watch East of Eden until you’ve read the book.

It’s one of the best books I’ve read in my lifetime hands down.

Recovery update 🤗

I had another follow up appointment with the surgeon this morning. They took my last drain out and approved me to go back to work on the 18th 🙌🏻

I’ll have restrictions of course. But that will only be for 8 weeks.

This week was mostly boring and uneventful.

However, we had a turtle visitor in our yard the other day and I ran into a large bird family in the Sam’s Club parking lot this morning.

And we got some hail here in Michigan this morning 🤔

I’m excited to get back to work and see my coworkers on Monday ❤️

I am so bored being at home recovering from surgery.

So bored, that I listened to the Kouri Richins statement she made to her sons at her sentencing.

Anywho, I was feeling real sorry for all the people in the courtroom that had to listen to well over 30 minutes of her bu****it.

Listening to her speak, I’ve come to realize why her defense team didn’t let her take the stand and had no witnesses to call.

I think I might have lost a few brain cells listening to her “motivational” and gaslighting statement she made to those boys.

I hope those boys never listen to it 💔

“Upping the taxes on the rich will only drive them out”

Yeah? So where do you think they’re going?

When it’s almost midnight and you’re craving an everything bagel with cream cheese , dill pickles, and crumbled bacon

All the exciting things that happened on week two healing from surgery ❤️

The neighbors cow got out. I was on my way home when it happened. We made eye contact. She’s a beautiful fawn, brown eyed girl. I imagined her saying “bye bi***es” to the other cows as she pranced down the road.

No, I didn’t chase her down because I just had major abdominal surgery. I did drive by a day later and it appears she’s back in jail 😂

Yes, I’m driving. Surgeon approved. As long as I haven’t taken any pain meds. I haven’t needed my pain meds since 4 days after surgery.

I’ve been counting bunnies on our property. So far, I’ve counted about 8 at one time. Yeah, ALL of them were adorable.

Freya has been my morning coffee date every single day ❤️

I’ve had 2 out of 3 drains removed. I had an appointment a few days ago, hoping the third drain would go, and surgeon decided it’s gotta stay a little longer. It bummed me out a little.

We got a gazebo. Because bi***es love gazebos. I’m bi***es. Salmon Guy got it up for me just in time for Mother’s Day ❤️

I got new compression socks. They are adorable 🥰

We have cranes coming onto the property. I’d like them to stay long enough for pictures. But Freya ain’t having any of that 😒

I’ve been sleeping in a recliner. I’m hoping after next week, I can move back to my bed.

I hope next week brings more adventures.

I’ll let you know if that cow gets out again. She was giving sass and quite honestly, I’m here for it.

I’m on her team 🙌🏻

I haven’t needed any pain medication since Tuesday night. I suppose that’s a good thing being I’m not even a week out from surgery.

I have a 14 inch vertical incision that is driving me crazy. It’s tight and itchy. I’ve been keeping an eye on everything. It’s fine. The itching is part of the healing process. But it’s driving me nuts.

So much so, I’ve been having dream of ripping my clothes off and rolling in ice cubes.

I woke up this morning with hives. I can tell these are stress hives. I’m already on Zyrtec. I assume that will take care of it.

I have 3 drains and a brace that impact what clothes I can wear. I can only do pullover dresses and oversized sweatpants.

I can’t touch the dog. I’m feeling some guilt over that because she’s been giving me some looks.

My $200 order of makeup and leggings showed up yesterday afternoon.

I got a raised eyebrow from Salmon Guy 🤨

I was hoping that would show up when he wasn’t home 🥴

I had major surgery on Friday.

I’m home now and I’m doing “okay”.

I mean, I feel like I got hit by a truck and then thrown down two flights of stairs.

But I know I’ll be okay.

I can’t do anything. Doctors orders.

I can’t drive. Doc doesn’t even want me to leave the house for the first two weeks.

I’m so stinking bored.

I’m so bored that it put me to tears today.

I’m so bored that I spend $200 on makeup and leggings online today.

I am my own worst enemy 🥴😔🥴😒