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Seeing how people wear masks, now I understand why condoms fail.
Bible has 66 books,
subtract your age to 66 then add 1954.
IT'S YOUR BIRTHYEAR RIGHT?
Zoo is the only place on Earth where all of the prisoners are innocent
In a room
I annoy you the whole time
Its a date
I wonder if my teacher laughs while reading my essay.
i watch p**n, i read s*x stories and talk dirty but dude i'm still virgin.
In this world there are 2 types of people, the good people who do the good deeds and the bad ones who do the bad, no other difference
You know you are adulting if visitors don't excite you anymore, they annoy you.
Not every Goodbyes are painful,
For example: Goodbye class
Omg School spelled backwards is imnotgoing
Surround yourself with people that are more excited for your birthday than you are
*girl post a picture*
Her boyfriend :
Her bestfriend : bae, you're mine.
Did you know?
90% of men lie about their p***s size
Did you know?
50% of children lost their confidence because of teachers
There's 3 types of people in life:
1. People who make it happen
2.people who watch if happen
3.people who don't know what the hell is going on.
All I do is wear the same 3 outfits, talk s**t, and have anxiety attacks
Girls get too many messages from random boys but they STILL choose to wait for that one idiot.
Ni**as be like "I like you" but don't talk to u all day.
Yes I am Ni**as
Deleted all ugly people so if you're seeing this, I'm not done.
Your wedding will be amazing...
But the y is silent
if u think I'm ignoring your messages, no!! buddy, I'm not checking my inbox. I'm too lazy to communicate, that's my problem. I spent more time checking random pages on fb and then laugh alone.
Someone: I like you
Me: you'll stop soon lol
*they actually stop liking me*
chineese legend said:
My crush is like a moon, Beautiful but too far from me.
ANXIETY isn't just trouble breathing.ANXIETY is waking up from a 3am dead sleep because your heart is raising.ANXIETY erupts for no reason.ANXIETY is stressing about things that may or may not be real.ANXIETY is quiestioning your faith,how could my creator make me feel this way!ANXIETY is your mood changing in matter of minutes.ANXIETY is uncontrollable tremor.ANXIETY is crying,real tears and painful tears!ANXIETY is nauseous.ANXIETY is crippling.ANXIETY is dark.
ANXIETY is having to make up an excuse after a bahavioural attack.ANXIETY is fear.ANXIETY is concern.ANXIETY is physical and emotional draining.ANXIETY is raw.ANXIETY is real.ANXIETY is a firght with your spouse even if you are not angry.ANXIETY is breaking you at the slightest annoyance.ANXIETY is flashbacks.ANXIETY is "what if's?."ANXIETY is a lot of "what's wrong and I dont know..
Your feelings matter just because you are upset by something that others do,it doesnt make you crazy or worthless..some of the the most succesful people in the world have anxiety.Eg".Avicci died from anxiety.Its not your fault.this is not the end,you are strong💯.You are smart,you are brave.You are worthy..Sometimes you need to go through it so you can learn throught it..
I just wanna say sorry to those people who tried to talk to me and were disappointed by how boring I am.
Threw - throw
Ran - run
Spun - spin
Ate - nine ten
I'm so bright
The battle of Mathematics and English. Let’s see who can get it right 🧐
1 rabbit saw 9 elephants while going to the river. Every elephant saw 3 monkeys going to the river. Each monkey had 1 tortoise in each hand.
How many animals are going to the river?
If you win, I will delete your answer so that others can still guess . Winners will also have to post this. (A deal's a deal!)
I won against Brainy Facts
Signs you are falling in love:
1. You read Thier texts over and over again.
2. You can't stop thinking about them
3. You realized that you're always smiling when thinking of them.
4. Even though there was no specific name mentioned, you're thinking about that one person while reading this.
Let's play Minecraft, I'm craft and you are mine