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Jacob Tstv

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09/09/2020

Seeing how people wear masks, now I understand why condoms fail.

09/09/2020

Bible has 66 books,
subtract your age to 66 then add 1954.
IT'S YOUR BIRTHYEAR RIGHT?

09/09/2020

DYK?
Zoo is the only place on Earth where all of the prisoners are innocent

08/09/2020

Me
You
In a room
I annoy you the whole time
Its a date

08/09/2020

I wonder if my teacher laughs while reading my essay.

04/09/2020

i watch p**n, i read s*x stories and talk dirty but dude i'm still virgin.

03/09/2020

In this world there are 2 types of people, the good people who do the good deeds and the bad ones who do the bad, no other difference

03/09/2020

You know you are adulting if visitors don't excite you anymore, they annoy you.

03/09/2020

Not every Goodbyes are painful,
For example: Goodbye class

03/09/2020

Omg School spelled backwards is imnotgoing

03/09/2020

Surround yourself with people that are more excited for your birthday than you are

29/08/2020

*girl post a picture*

Her boyfriend :

Her bestfriend : bae, you're mine.

29/08/2020

Did you know?

90% of men lie about their p***s size

28/08/2020

Did you know?

50% of children lost their confidence because of teachers

28/08/2020

There's 3 types of people in life:

1. People who make it happen

2.people who watch if happen

3.people who don't know what the hell is going on.

27/08/2020

All I do is wear the same 3 outfits, talk s**t, and have anxiety attacks

27/08/2020

Girls get too many messages from random boys but they STILL choose to wait for that one idiot.

27/08/2020

Ni**as be like "I like you" but don't talk to u all day.
Yes I am Ni**as

27/08/2020

Deleted all ugly people so if you're seeing this, I'm not done.

26/08/2020

Your wedding will be amazing...

But the y is silent

26/08/2020

if u think I'm ignoring your messages, no!! buddy, I'm not checking my inbox. I'm too lazy to communicate, that's my problem. I spent more time checking random pages on fb and then laugh alone.

26/08/2020

Someone: I like you
Me: you'll stop soon lol
*they actually stop liking me*
Me: oh

26/08/2020

chineese legend said:

如果您点击翻译,您必须和我约会

26/08/2020

My crush is like a moon, Beautiful but too far from me.

25/08/2020

ANXIETY isn't just trouble breathing.ANXIETY is waking up from a 3am dead sleep because your heart is raising.ANXIETY erupts for no reason.ANXIETY is stressing about things that may or may not be real.ANXIETY is quiestioning your faith,how could my creator make me feel this way!ANXIETY is your mood changing in matter of minutes.ANXIETY is uncontrollable tremor.ANXIETY is crying,real tears and painful tears!ANXIETY is nauseous.ANXIETY is crippling.ANXIETY is dark.
ANXIETY is having to make up an excuse after a bahavioural attack.ANXIETY is fear.ANXIETY is concern.ANXIETY is physical and emotional draining.ANXIETY is raw.ANXIETY is real.ANXIETY is a firght with your spouse even if you are not angry.ANXIETY is breaking you at the slightest annoyance.ANXIETY is flashbacks.ANXIETY is "what if's?."ANXIETY is a lot of "what's wrong and I dont know..

Your feelings matter just because you are upset by something that others do,it doesnt make you crazy or worthless..some of the the most succesful people in the world have anxiety.Eg".Avicci died from anxiety.Its not your fault.this is not the end,you are strong💯.You are smart,you are brave.You are worthy..Sometimes you need to go through it so you can learn throught it..

25/08/2020

I just wanna say sorry to those people who tried to talk to me and were disappointed by how boring I am.

25/08/2020

Threw - throw
Ran - run
Spun - spin
Ate - nine ten

I'm so bright

23/08/2020

The battle of Mathematics and English. Let’s see who can get it right 🧐

Question:
1 rabbit saw 9 elephants while going to the river. Every elephant saw 3 monkeys going to the river. Each monkey had 1 tortoise in each hand.

How many animals are going to the river?

If you win, I will delete your answer so that others can still guess . Winners will also have to post this. (A deal's a deal!)

I won against Brainy Facts

23/08/2020

Signs you are falling in love:

1. You read Thier texts over and over again.
2. You can't stop thinking about them
3. You realized that you're always smiling when thinking of them.
4. Even though there was no specific name mentioned, you're thinking about that one person while reading this.

22/08/2020

Let's play Minecraft, I'm craft and you are mine

Telephone

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