Meriting pub

Fumana Nama ea kolobe e mathemaloli 1kg .99,
Or a tray of mouth watering sausage 1kg .99
Kapa kolobe le sausage ea Khomo combo 2kg .99

Please contact 62998595/57326400 or whatsapp 57584260 to place your order
Le Sebipela offsales u kae thola Le ka Bedco ka offsales u kae thola

Fumana Nama ea kolobe e mathemaloli 1kg .99,
Or a tray of mouth watering sausage 1kg .99
Kapa kolobe le sausage ea Khomo combo 2kg .99

Please contact 62998595/57326400 or whatsapp 57584260 to place your order
Le Sebipela offsales u kae thola Le ka Bedco ka offsales u kae thola

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Back by popular demand

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Back to school madness sale. Buy 2 Castle Lite 910ml get 1 Mahala.

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Li Tla cha

Guys please drink more beer h**e le nne le khone hopopa.

Lia wela ka weekend 02/09/17 be there linonyana li tla be lilula batho ha u hlola mokhoa oa transport hotloha Butha-Buthe call me on 57326400.

It's Friday today where do you wanna be? It's either you go clubbing or you sleep like other kids.

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You can also like our page on facebook of Sebipela LIqour Store by following this link fb.me/sebipelaoffsales

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To Meriting Pub loyalists: we as Management apologise for the inconvenience caused by the closure this weekend. We found it necessary to do so in order to repair the floors that seemed to be damaged. The business shall resume on Tuesday 25th October. The management shall appreciate your understanding on this issue.

Meriting Pub Graduation party

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What can you find at meriting pub?

Ke labohlano ntate

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This coming Saturday Meriting pub present to you the one and only Sthola and friends so be there. Entrance ke mahala.

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Meriting pub (Pomolong) brings you winter warmer spececial.
Buy two Flying Fish Orange 330ml and get one Free. OR Buy 6 pack for just M50.00 only. This promo runs while stock last so hurry.

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Meriting Pub and Counter Force are bringing you the spring party night.
It shall be going down on the 5th and 6th September 2014
Felix and Tybzen shall be throwing ones and twos.
20 bucks gets you in so be there.

If once you forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain their respect and esteem."
-- Abraham Lincoln,
16th U.S. president

One day, little Mikey comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for lunch, sipped naked, on top of his mother, also naked, heavily into the act of lo******ng. Not wanting to traumatize the boy, the parents continue as if nothing was wrong. Mikey watches, and after a couple of minutes asks, "Daddy, can I climb on and have a horsy ride?" "Of course, Son, we're a family." So Mikey climbs on and after a few more minutes his mother starts moaning and writhing wildly. "Hang on Dad!", cries Mikey, "this is where me and the mailman usually fall off!"

A man in a pub asks for a beer.

The barman says, "Sure, that'll be one dollar."

"One dollar?" exclaims the man. Reading the menu, he says, "Could I have steak and chips?"

"Certainly," says the barman, "that'll be two dollars."

"Two dollars?" cries the man. "You're joking. Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The barman says, "Upstairs, with my wife"."

The man says, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"

The barman says, "The same thing I'm doing to his business."

A man in a pub asks for a beer.

The barman says, "Sure, that'll be one dollar."

"One dollar?" exclaims the man. Reading the menu, he says, "Could I have steak and chips?"

"Certainly," says the barman, "that'll be two dollars."

"Two dollars?" cries the man. "You're joking. Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The barman says, "Upstairs, with my wife"."

The man says, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"

The barman says, "The same thing I'm doing to his business."

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.

"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"

"None." replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."

"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking."

Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"

"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you are thinking."

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you did not take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read:

"Dear Son, I'm not saying that you do sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom."

These three men went out on this fishing trip but as they we sailing along in their little boat, a storm picked up and swept them onto a rather small island. Now the men weren't scared at first, but when they saw these cannibals chasing after them, they began to run for their lives. The cannibals were much faster than they were, and so they captured the three men, and brought them to their King.

The King said, "I want each of you to pick 10 fruits. Each man must collect a different fruit as to that of the other two. Once you have done this, return to me, and I will tell you what to do."

So the men, fearing their lives, run out and began to search madly for any fruit. The first man returns after a while with 10 apples. The King grinned wickedly and said, "Now you must take those 10 apples and shove them up your ass without making any facial expression. If you fail to do so, I will kill you!"

The poor man gets up to number 8 and then screams, as the pain was so intense. The King killed him right then and there and returned to see the second man coming back with 10 strawberries. The second man got his instructions, too, and was up to the 10th strawberry, when all of a sudden, for no apparent reason, he begins laughing hysterically. So the King killed him, too, just as he did with the first man.

Now the first man and the second man meet up in Heaven, and the first man asks the second man, "Why did you laugh? You were on your last strawberry, and you could have gotten away!"

The second man said with a little smile, "Yeah, I know, but I couldn't resist laughing when I saw the third man coming back with pineapples!"

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

"What's it telling you now?" she asked.

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." he said.

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!"

The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."