Heis Stephen

Happy Sunday family and friends

1. You came back from school tired and hungry, You walked straight to the kitchen after dropping your bag. On opening the soup pot, it was your Worst soup that was
prepared, you Decided to manage it since you were hungry.
You opened the Eba plate and discovered there's no Made Eba inside, you decided to plug water since there was light,
After plugging it you went inside your room to relax and also wait for the water to boil.
Some minutes later,you went back to the kitchen to check the water but you noticed you didn't switch on the Socket, so you turned it On,
After switching it on, Nepa took the light,. You decided to use the Stove but unfortunately there was no Kerosene inside it. You went to neighbour's house buh dey are not around..
You trekked to your friend's house in the fourth street under the sun.
You boiled water there and pour it
in the flask u took there.
You then took bike with your last
cash to your house on getting home you brought out a bowl and turning stick to prepare the eba ....

You then discovered there is no
garri in the house
You now be like.....
(Eli,! Eli,!! Lama saba tani) ( My
God,My God, why has thou Forsaken
me)...with tears
in your eyes. That's when u'll na start beating your junior sis for going to school late last week
Let_me_come_and_be_going .🙂😄😄

2. You can't be born in February
and be normal even the month is not complete. It's on the constitution. 📃 🙂

3. My brother, any girl who
starts a chat with "Sweet heart "and she is not your girl,
just know that she is about to
ask you for something. Bro!! just go
offline and protect your wallet!!!..
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