MC TASH

Only kenyans can talk to cockroach before killing it "Unaenda wapi... then paaah! ghasia hii,, paah paa, rudi apa paah paah😂😂

Nimekuja kwa plot nikapata landlord kwa mlango yangu, sai tuko apa tunasimama tunanigoja😂😂😂

When God removed my rib to form you i didn't complain, but wewe kutoa nguo unacomplain😂😂

Nimetext mkale sorry beb i can't show up for the date akareply "chast telit my namba vagyuu"😂😂

Good Morning

Nimepatana na madam Jane mwalimu wangu wa chemistry nikamuambia Halogen😂😂😂

Ameniambia "choose between social media and me" si ata nyinyi mnaniona online🤣🤣🤣

Every time you see a lady shaking her butt0cks just know she is going to her boyfriend's place. How did I know that? It's written on the syrup bottle that you must shake it before use. Wisdom will help me one day...😂😂😂

Mnajifanya wasomi saana
"Ann was with Jane in her house"
Nyumba ni ya nani sasaa

ukiwa mbali unaeza dhani sina pesa, ukikaribia kiasi unapata sina na ukikaribia kabisa nakukopa🤣🤣🤣

Private car inaitwa aje na kiswahili
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Haluuuu there!!!