Henry Wesonga

Gunners ni fire 🔥si fire 🔥
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You fought Your Fight well and Now you've rested, may you be received by the Angels of God. Rest in Peace 🕊🕊 Dad
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Before I went to a war, I locked my wife (the beautiful Queen) in a private room and gave the key to my best friend Komufu and asked him: "If I'm not back in four days, open the room and she's yours ... "

I climbed on my horse and gallops off towards the battlefield. Half an hour later, I noticed a cloud of dust behind me. I stopped and saw my friend galloping very fast towards me.

"What's wrong ?" I Asked . Out of breath, my friend Komufu responded: "You gave me the wrong key"

WHAAAAT????

Can you imagine !

He didn't even wait for the said four days before trying the keys........

Be careful with the one you consider your best "friends" and whom you think you can entrust them with your hard earned treasure - they could be wishing you dead soon and hopefully inherit your God-given fortune!
Have a blessed and fruitful Sunday

Arsenal
Godfrey Mabusi
Mon Vicy

DEAD BIRDS INSIDE A NEST🥺😭
They're waiting for their mother to bring food for them but obviously the mother was killed.
Listen,
Every time you fight someone, you are also fighting their dependents.
Don't be the reason why someone is in pain.
Don't kill someone else's a dream just because you don't agree with their ideas.
Words have power, they can bring either life or death.
Instead of discouraging someone, support them with encouraging words.
Because in the end, you're not gonna pay for their bills.
Don't be the reason why they quit on their dreams!

BLESSED SUNDAY 🙌 😇

Arsenal
Henry Wesonga

My boss thinks I'm stupid. He sent me to buy 2kg of sugar yesterday but I found only 1kg at the shop so I didn't buy. When I came back he was pi**ed off saying I should have used my brain and buy two 1kgs to make 2kg of sugar, I kept quiet,
Today he sent me to buy size 6 of shoes and there was no size 6 but only size 3. So this time I used my brain and bought 2 pair's of size 3 shoes to make size 6. He told me to wait outside the office I saw him writing I think it's a promotion letter who knows!! 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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Goodnight 🌙 🌃 🌉
Arsenal

LAKINI LIFE NA MABESHTE NI TRICKY SAANA 😂😂
Huckii leo nilitembelewa na wageni kwangu Asubuhi. Nikaita wife Yvonne Kago 👰 nikamwambia apike chai☕🫖 wageni wakunywe lakini nae akaniita akaniambia " Babe unajua sukari iliisha wakati nilipika chai asubuhi 🤦🏿‍♀️ alafu kuendea kwa duka itakuwa kuwachelewesha wageni na labda wanaenda shughuli zao🤔🤔🤔 nikamwambia "wewe pika chai bila sukari lakini ikue na maziwa mingi alafu hio maneno ingine uniachie"🙂 tukiwa tunangoja chai nikawaambia " Si leo mmoja wetu ajitolee atupeleke lunch"🙃🤔 wakasema nicheze game na mwenye ataanguka ndie atatupeleka lunch🍛🍲🍜 nikawaambia "Ngojeni chai iive alafu nilete kikombe MOJA ikiwa haina sukari lafu mwenye atachagua hio kikombe haina sukari ndiye atatununulia lunch"💔😂 wakasema ni sawa😹😹😹 sasa chai ililetwa wakakunywa na hukuna mwenye alikubali ati chai yake haina sukari😃😃😃 ujanja wangu ukafaulu tukakunywa chai bila sukari na hawakujua ni nani 😅😅

Goodnight my good people
Arsenal
Joel Sim Simiyu
Mon Vicy
Augustine Wesonga

When the music changes, so does the dance step.

Meaning: Life is very much like music in that it has ebbs and flows. It can be nuanced and dynamic in that way. As we flow through life, our actions are like dance moves that either adapt to the new rhythm or become at odds with it and can ultimately leave us stuck.

Life Proverb

TRUE FACTS 😂
1. Huwezi hesabu nywele zako
2. Huwezi ona maskio yako
3. Huwezi pumua ulimi ikiwa njee
5. Najua umejaribu Number three🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂
6. Umeona unaweza lakini unakaa fala 😋
7. Umecheka adi ukasahau Number four 🤣
8. Najua umerudi kuangalia number four shenzi Sana 🤣

BLESSED WEEK AHEAD.
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We are a religious people, worshipping the gods of our ancestors even before the advent of Christianity. Judaism is the religion of the Jews, and we should not be deceived into thinking otherwise. The Jews are fervent in their worship of the gods of their ancestors, just as we are devoted to the worship of our own ancestral deities. In reality, there is no fundamental difference between our religious practices and those of the Jews. All our religious activities, as well as those of the Jews, can be seen as vehicles that lead us to one supreme God, whom our ancestors referred to as, the Almighty God, the creator of heaven and earth. Ultimately, no religion is superior to another."
BLESSED SUNDAY

Komufu is a house boy who drinks his Boss's wine with impunity and then adds water to cover his tracks.

His Boss became suspicious and decided to buy pasties (a French wine that changes color if u add water; just like Dettol).

Unaware of this, Komufu, drank from the wine as usual and topped it up with water.
Immediately he added water, the pasties became milky and he knew he was in trouble. When the Boss came back and saw the changed pasties, he knew he had nailed along.

Komufu knowing he was in trouble decided to stay put in the kitchen when his boss came home. The Boss having told his wife what he observed now swung into action. Komufu!, he called from the sitting room, he answered: "Yes, Boss".

"Who drank my pasties?".

Komufu: No answer.

The Boss asked again: still no answer.

Then Boss went to the kitchen to meet him there: "Are you insane or what? Why when I called, you answered "Yes boss" but when I ask you a question you don't answer me? "Komufu retorted, "Hmmm oga when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything at all, except your name"

"Is that so?" asked the boss, "Okay, go to the bar stand beside Madam, while I go into the kitchen; and then, you ask me a question" Komufu accepted.

When his boss was in the kitchen he shouts: "Boss". "Yes, Komufu" Boss answers. Komufu then asks, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when Madam is not at home?" No answer.

The boy shouted again: "Boss, I say who dey sneak into the maid's room when madam no dey house?" No answer.

The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting "Wonders shall never cease! Komufu, It is true ooh, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name." The wife now very angry, interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie!

Without argument." Komufu asked if she'll enter the magic kitchen to be tested. She agreed. Komufu asks Madam, "Who's Junior's biological father? Me or the Boss? "Madam rushed out of the kitchen. "This kitchen needs to be renovated...

One word for Komufu©️

The kitchen needs to be renovated 😂🤣
Stephen Mukangai


WISHING YOU ALL A BLISSFUL NEW YEAR 2025
Happy New Year in advance