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Francis Atwoli: After having lunch with my brother-in-law John Mwai Andiwo MPESA and my own brother James Onyango Koyoo.

"Jana bei ya mafuta iliongezeka lakini msiwe na wasiwasi, tumeweka subsidee ya Ksh. 6.2 Bilion na kupunguza ushuru ya VAT." ~ Opiyo Wandayi

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My Love - Romantic Reggae Love Vibes Enjoy “My Love”, a smooth romantic reggae love song filled with warm island vibes, emotional melodies, and relaxing rhythms. This track captures the beauty o...

Kenyans are tired conductor wacheni kucheza na pesa za watu.

By the way who is meru Governor 😆😂

Wakuu, did you know Khaligraph Jones is the ONLY Kenyan artist who has ever made a stage entrance from inside a coffin? Watajua ni Mazishiii…

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Ati. If money grew on trees they'd date monkeys? Who?

Things that define Africans*😂😂😂
1. Urinating behind the latrine🚽💦
2. Wife sleeping next to the wall🛌😴
3. Keeping brooms behind the door😂
4. When you get rich, people say you have a 🐍😁
5. When you get old, you're a witch😒💔
6. When you take a bath , they will ask if you are going somewhere.🤨
7. Keeping some plates, cups and spoons aside specifically for visitors.😏🤔
8. Counting pieces of meat.🍖🍛
9. No natural d£ath in Africa.... your enemy is always the cause.🥺😭
10. Counting money after withdrawing from ATM.😅😜
11. Marrying a beautiful woman is associated with marrying a prostitute.😟🥵
12. There are some special parts of the chicken meat that are always reserved for the husband (eg. Gizzard)🥶🤬
13. Removing shoes when walking in the mud.🤥😇
14. Buying new clothes when it is Christmas.🤧🥳
15. When one is given a microphone, they first blow air into it or tap it with a finger, to test it if it is working, (even when the person passing it on was using the same mic.)🥱🎤
16. Sweeping the whole compound when expecting visitors.😂
17. Looking left and right when crossing a one way street.😁
18: Keeping an empty plastic water bottle after drinking, for future use.🤥
19: Reserving a special chair for the Husband 😒💔
20: Feeling proud when sitting next to a white person in a bus.🤓😍
*I am a proud African*
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May you rest in peace, Papa Francesco.

A Lady being Thrown out of the house by her husband at the middle of the night after DNA confirms her husband is not the biological father of their three kids.��

Lawyer Katwa Kigen withdraws from ongoing IEBC commissioner interviews, cites concerns over his suitability, says he wants to avoid 'unnecessary diversion' from commission’s critical role.