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The most most expensive coffee is made from s**t

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LAUGH OUT YOUR STRESS 😂🤣🤣👇👇

1. I proposed to my girlfriend 💍 and she started crying 😢😭. I just collect my ring💍 back... I promised never to hurt her feelings 💔😢... Hope I'm on the right phase🤷🏻😂

2. U jam me with ur bwess😋 and you're saying "sorry" for what exactly🤷🏻?? Jam me again jhoor...Infact keep jamming me😋

3. When u try to be romantic after having sxx with a fat girl; and u be like "baby, go and pick your jacket on the floor"
And she reply "which jacket ko🙄? gimme my pant jhoor🙄🤣

4. When u see your girlfriend laughing while pressing phone📱, relax, don't think she's cheating..she's reading my jokes 🤣😂

5. Her: baby, we can't just finish watching p**n and do nothing..
Me: So in your house, after u finish watching wrestling, u start fighting Abi🙄? ...WE MOVE ✊

6. Once u see a lady becoming a motivational speaker online🎤..just know a legend has done it again 💪😂

7. Buying pads ever months😢🤔...why can't u just get pregnant and save that money for nine months🤔??..I come in Peace o🤣🚶🏼‍♀️

8. Adam & eve might have been Americans,,, bcoz if it were Africans, all the apples🍏 would have gone, plus the trees for firewood...and if they were Chinese, they would have killed the snake🐍 for soup b4 it even talk😂😂

9. Armed robbers attack at a parry😁👇..
Armed robbers: Hey! Everybody lie down 🔫👇
Me: I can't lie down oo, I'm wearing white 🤷🏻...Hope am save?🤞😂

10. "It's over b/w us"💔😢
This word can make u look for your shoes inside fridge 🤞, start chewing water 💦 and drink rice 😂😂

11. Some girls will be complaining about spiritual husband, wen u sleep naked at night seducing innocent spirit...u think those spirits are gay? I don't understand 🙄🤣

12. Those that use tissue paper to wipe their A**s after poo & look at it, what are u expecting to see🙄? Chocolate or ice cream 🤷??

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Huyu ameangukia k**a mchezo amepewa triplets juu hawaezi tengana check on the link below👇👇👇

Man Was Forced to Marry Triplets because they cannot be separated Man Was Forced to Marry Triplets because they cannot be separatedCorrectkidNov 4, 2022Read originalA Congolese man, simply known as Luwizo, has married triplets from the same mother.The 32-year-old groom explained that he met one of the triplets, Natalie, on Facebook, chatted with her for a while, f...