Only entertainments

Beta: Abu je mai nay suna hai k ma baap
ko dekhnay say sawab milta hai..
Baap: Kuttay k bachay jis tarha tu chup
chup k dekhta hai us tarha gunah milta
hai... :DD

Father: beta. Is Baar Exam Me
90%Marks Lana. ok.... Beta: nhi 90% nhi
100% marks
lawonga...!
Father: Q mazak kr rahe ho . .
Beta: Shuro Kis Ne Kiya???

Maalkin : Tum 3 din se kaam pe nahi ai or bataya bhi nahi???

Nokrani: Baji, me ne to facebook pe status update kar diya tha ke
''Going to gaaon for 3 days''
Saab jee ny to comment bhi kiya tha
"Missing u peeno,
Come soon".

Wafa Se "Pyar" Mat Karna

"Be-Mout" Marey Jao Ge . . .faraz. . . . .

Q . K

?

"WAFA"
ALTAF Bhai Ki "BETI" ka naam Hy:-O
!Bach ja bhai :-/

0 online on Facebook.... like this status to
make problem solve....

NEWS! NEWS! NEWS!
FACEBOOK IS UPDATING
CHAT DISABALE HAI BAHUT LOGO KA
SAARE PAGES KE POST PE REACH SHOW
NAI HO RAHI HAI
AUR BAHUT LOGO KE POST PAR
COMMENT BHI NAHI HO RAHE HAI
DON'T WORRY UPDATE COMPELETE
HONE KE BAAD SAB NORMAL HO
JAYEGA
AND UPDATE KE BAAD MOBILE MEIN SE
BHI AAP ADMIN ROLES MANAGER KAR
PAOGE

First impression is never the last
impression. Because every one behaves
very nicely in first meeting...
More you spend time with a person more
you explore and finally you say:
"Edda chaval banda tay me kaddi waikhya
e nahi" :P

Son:
Papa apko 100 r 50 ka note rastay me
milay to konsa note uthao g*y?
Sardar:100 ka
Son:Isi liay tu aap pe joke bantay hain,
dono chukday mot pendi Ay.:):D;)

morrning

anyone online ....?