Sylvester bash mkanda

Anti- war activist
I come in peace 😜😜

today's jokes😁😂😆with me sylvester bash

1. It's my first time in court and I heard the judge saying "Order" and I replied rice, chicken and juice. Now two police officers are escorting me outside....I think we are going to restaurant😁
You can also join us too if you want to eat😂😂😂

2. Agric teacher said that we should bring 6cups of ( ufa ) for practical but me I understand😁😂😂

3. I can take a bullet for my babe as long as it's chilled, other energy drinks give me headache😂😂

4. I miss my primary school days when we used to recite "Die kingdom come, die will be done on earth, Atiti heaven" 😂😂😂

5. I just rejected 5million this morning because it was given to me with Left hand. I hate nonsense🙄😂😂

6. Money can make woman so humble, you give her money and she will be like "baby, you promised to beat me😊" 🙆😂😂

7. My English teacher said I failed my English exam.
Me: how? Unpossible😂😂

8. No matter the amount of gunshot fired in the market, ntumbuka can never run without closing his shop😂😂😂

9. kachisi (church) is the best place to go after breakup. You will be in the crowd crying 😭 and everybody will think you're in spirit😂😂😂

10. The Keke I entered yesterday wanted to overtake a trailer, the trailer blocked him. The next thing, the Keke man started warning the trailer driver "I will jam you oo! I will jam you oo!!"
That was when I asked him to drop me without reaching my destination🙄.... You will jam wetin

Please I don't want to die yet, Cynthia still needs me😁😂😂

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1. You're so lazy you didn't read all the you's.
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2. You didn't notice I put a Yoo .
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3. You are now looking to find out .
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4. You are laughing because you realise there is no yoo 'and you've been tricked .
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5. You are going to forward this to others who are like 'YOU'!
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I know at least 13 things about you now:
1. You are holding a phone .
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2. You are on Facebook .
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3. You saw my post .
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4. You are now reading it.
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5. You are human being.
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7. You can't say the letter "P" without separating you lips.
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8. You just attempted to do it.
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9. You are laughing at yourself.
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10. You have smiles on your face.
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11. You skipped No.6
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12. You just checked to see if there is NO.6 .
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13. You are laughing at thisSylvester bash mkanda again Hahaha is it true?

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When the relationship is new.

Him: Babyy. I've missed you.

Her: But we just finished talking few minutes ago, my love.

Him: So I can't miss my baby again?

Her: No nau. I've missed you too, my love.

Him: Why weren't you picking when I called earlier?

Her: I was in the toilet, my love.🙈

Him: Awwn, my baby went to defecate.

Her: Yes, sweetie.

Him: I'm just imagining how your “sh*t” will look like, baby.

Her: What do you think it looks like, sweetheart?

Him: Just as beautiful as you are. Also delicious as you'd taste, baby.

Her: Awwn, my love. You're flattering me.

Him: I love your “sh*t” baby.

Her: I love your “sh*t” more, sweetheart.🥺
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A boy and a girl lived together as boyfriend and girlfriend. After a couple of years, the guy finally graduated and decided to further his studies overseas. . Before leaving, he proposed to the girl: “I’m not very good with words. But, all I know is that, I love you.
If you allow me, I will take care of You for The rest of my life. The girl agreed and with the guy’s determination, the girl's family gave in and agreed to let them Get married.. Before he left they got engaged. . The girl went out working, whereas the guy was overseas continuing his studies. They sent their love through emails and phone calls.. Though it was hard but both of them never thought of giving up. .
One day while the girl was on her way to work she was knocked down by a car that lost control. When she woke up, she saw her parents beside her bed. She realized she was badly injured. Seeing her mum cry, she wanted to comfort her but she realized that all that could come out of her mouth was just a sigh. She had lost her voice…. The doctor said that the impact on her brain has caused her to lose her voice..
Upon reaching home everything seemed to be the same Except for the ringing tone of the phone which pierced into her heart everytime it rang. She does not wish to let the guy know and not wanting to be a burden to him, she wrote a letter to him saying that she does not wish to wait any longer. With that, she sent the ring back to him. In return the guy sent many replies and countless phone calls but all the girl could do was just to cry..
Her parents decided to move away hoping she would eventually forget everything and be happy. With a new environment, the girl learnt sign language and started a new life, Telling herself everyday that she must forget the guy. . One day her friend came and told her that he’s back. She asked her friend not to let him know what happened to her. Since then there wasn’t anymore news of him.
A year has passed and one day her friend came with an envelope containing a

TEACHER: What is a Verb?

MICHEAL: A Verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.

TEACHER: What are you saying?

MICHEAL: It is a complete sentence sir.

TEACHER: Are you m@d?

MICHEAL: It is a question sir.

TEACHER: Don't be stup!d.

MICHEAL: It is an advice sir.

TEACHER: Stop that nØnsense.

MICHEAL: It is a command sir.

TEACHER: You're an id!ot.

MICHEAL: It is an insult sir.

TEACHER: Get out of my class.

MICHEAL: It is an order sir.

TEACHER: Oh! Goodness, What a boy!

MICHEAL: It is an exclamation sir.

TEACHER: May God have mercy on you.

MICHEAL: It is a prayer sir😂😂😂

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HOW TO RESPECT YOURSELF IN 2025

1...Stop looking for who is not looking for you.
2... Stop begging.
3...Stop saying more than necessary.
4...When people disrespect you, confront them immediately.
5...Don't eat other people's food more than they eat yours.
6...Reduce how you visit some people, especially if they don't reciprocate it.
7...Invest in yourself. Make yourself happy.
8... Stop entertaining gossip about other people.
9...Think before you talk. 80% of how people value you is what comes out of your mouth.
10... Always look your best. Dress the way you should be addressed.
11... Be an achiever. Get busy with your goals
12...Respect your time.
13... Don't stay in a relationship where you don't feel respected and valued. Walk away.
14... Learn to spend money on yourself. That's how people will learn to spend on you.
15... Be scarce sometimes.
16...Be a giver more than a receiver.
17...Don't go where you are not invited. And when invited don't overstay your welcome.
18...Treat people exactly the way you want to be treated.
19... Except they owe you money, two call attempts is enough. If they value you they will call you back.
20...Be good at what you do.

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Dad👨: my son,I have bought a new smartphone📱 for you,come for it😋

Mom🧑‍🦱: my son, I have cooked your favorite meal🍜🍲 where are you🥰, come for it now😁

Bro👨‍🦲: dude🔥 don't come home🏡,Dad found bang🚬 in your room, they are calling you cause he wants to beat you🥲👊🤛

Siz💃: hey bro😋 hurry up I bought a jersey for you come for it now😅

If it was you boy child 🙄 who will you trust😋😅😅😅

You are trying to go without reacting heaven is far from you

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