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Package is the lead guitarist for the Rock band “Aunt Betty”. This page was created to bypass the 5000 friend limit imposed by personal pages.
22/04/2026
🚨🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨🚨
This weekend…
Package is getting older.
Not wiser.
Not better looking.
Just… older.
And instead of quietly aging with dignity like a normal human…
he’s decided to strap on a guitar, squeeze into "too tight" pants,
and make it YOUR problem.
🎂🔥 COME CELEBRATE THE DECLINE 🔥🎂
FRIDAY – Crescent City Tavern
SATURDAY – Branch House Tavern
We’re talking:
• Questionable life choices
• Loud 80’s rock
• A birthday boy who still thinks he’s 28
• And at least one pulled muscle before the 3rd song
Come raise a drink to a man who refuses to act his age…
because honestly… he forgot what it is.
👉 Show up.
👉 Be loud.
👉 Help us convince Package he’s still got it.
Or don’t…
and we’ll just tell everyone you cried and stayed home.
🎸 AUNT BETTY – THE PACKAGE IS FALLING APART LIVE 🎸
23/03/2026
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