Sloth Machine

Piranha Tours, aggressive Sims, a casualty-stricken Met Gala and a very stiff back - all in a days work with Sloth Machine. Thanks to for having us!

Just a bunch of silly little sausages

When your passenger is being a bad, bad girl

Thank you for having us!

Beautiful evening at setting up our sons with eligible ladies, sexy accountants, and sad people who just need some Brie

Always a pleasure to play at the night at - a dreamy venue to showcase some of our HIGHLY CONTROVERSIAL OPINIONS!

Tonight we met an Uber driver who will put up with an awful lot for 5 stars

Action packed Christmas dinners with

Come see us performing with at this Thursday night!

On-air breakups and unfair firings - harrowing scenes in Putney as we shared the stage with the wonderful and

A new species of "Gossipa Maxima" was discovered today!

Anna Bucks “Gossipa Maxima” can be identified by her noisy call (for reference see: monkey being strangled) and inappropriate jokes. Her natural habitat is the mean streets of South London, where she can often be found hiding behind a camera. Her diet consists of Yorkshire tea, brewed for at least four minutes with milk and no sugar thank you very much. She catches her prey by correcting their grammar and then eating them alive for breakfast.

Anna Bucks "Gossipa Maxima" can be identified by her noisy call (for reference see: monkey being strangled) and inappropriate jokes. Her natural habitat is the mean streets of South London, where she can often be found hiding behind a camera. Her diet consists of Yorkshire tea, brewed for at least four minutes with milk and no sugar thank you very much. She catches her prey by correcting their grammar and then eating them alive for breakfast.