Liam Thomas

"Let's Hear It for the Mothers!" - yes, it's the Happy Mother's Day 2026 Dedication Song for Frances Carroll and indeed for all the mums and the m**s and the moms and the mamas and the mas and the mothers out there!! Let's hear it for the Mothers!!

Yes - I'm a week and a half late!! Life's a busy cow at times, huns!! Apologies - can I be forgived by Mother Frances ????

Better late than nev! Here you go! Love and lips, LT Babes X # # # # #

“All I Want For Christmas” by Liam Thomas 🎄🤶🎅🎄🥂🥳🎁🎈🪅🪩🎄

Christmas Musical Dedication for Mother Frances 2025! Yes, it’s that time of year again, dallyns - but will she take the hint?? 💸💰💸💵🤑

Merry Christmas to Frances Carroll Frances Carroll, as well as to one and all, near and far, young and old, tall and short, all and sundry, clever and ridiculous! X # # # # # #

"Sometimes Life Seems Too Busy to Write a Mother’s Day Song (But Press On!)"

It's 2025's Mother's Day musical dedication song!!!

Happy Mother's Day to all da mothery ones out there who be doin' their husslin', and of course, to la unica, Mother Francine Frances Carroll - love and lips and light and gorge! # # # # #

LYRICS:
You know, sometimes life just seems too busy
to write a Mother’s Day song,
but if you make it nice and short,
the writing hopefully won’t take too long!
So Press on!
Just find some profound lyrics
from somewhere deep inside your brain,
and if there’s nothing in there,
then just go out into the garden and dig something up with a crane!
But hey! What d’you still want from me, Mother’s Day?
This loving and wondrous son has said all there is to say!
Yeah, if Mother’s Day was a person, I’d be done with him.
I’d chuck him in a river and say “I hope you can’t swim!”
I’m just too busy, Mother! I’m too busy, babe!
Too busy for this s**t! Mother’s Day be making me rage, rage, rage!
And hey! There’ve been a million Mother’s Days,
and Mother, you know you are the sun, and I’m just basking in your rays!
So don’t take it personally, what I’m about to say…
If Mother’s Day was a person, I would kick her to the curb.
If Mother’s Day was a book, I wouldn’t even read the blurb!
I’m just too busy, Mother! I got s**t going on!
That I can’t even get to, ‘cause I’m writing this song, song, song!
Yeah, Mother’s Day’s just like a cat, when all you need is a dog.
And I’m just like a fire, yearning for a log!
You know, sometimes life just seems too busy
to write a Mother’s Day song,
but if I’ve learned one thing from my time in this universe,
it’s that things should not go on too long!
And so this song ends here.
Here.
Here.