DeepLaugh

On my 8th booster and still saving the planet…

Because nothing says 'save the environment' like vandalizing EVs

When you slap 300% tariffs on imports and celebrate like you just won beer pong.

The orange glow was never fake tan… it was the Cheetos.

“Battle of the Braincells 2025: No Rules. Just Tweets.

Normal CEOs: Focus on one thing. Elon: Let me destabilize 3 industries before breakfast.

Flat Earthers be like: The sky isn’t the limit… it’s the ceiling.

And they really said the Earth was flat… in 2025

If it’s not explicitly banned, it’s fair game.

At this rate, they'll be swinging light sabers by 2030.

Filled the tank. Emptied the retirement plan

When inflation hits but your juice box is locked at 2008 prices.