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This is what I think has happened:

1. Israeli Prime Minister and erstwhile genocidal maniac Bibi Nutty-Yahoo has been salivating at the prospect of war with Iran for 40 years. Oh, btw - it just so happens that he was under investigation in Israel for corruption and needed a distraction.

2. According to former Secretary of State Anthony Blinken, PM Nutty-Yahoo tried persuading Presidents Obama and Biden to attack Iran but they both refused to do it.

3. The late Jeffrey Epstein, erstwhile pimp to billionaire PDFiles, was the best friend of President Sunkist (🍊) for 10 years. And Sunkist had a sweet tooth for young & pretty girls.

4. Unfortunately for Sunkist, it appears that Epstein was also a Mossad agent.

5. Sunkist campaigned on “No new wars!” And I think he was genuinely sincere. So why the 180 degree policy change with the attack on Iran at the behest of PM Nutty-Yahoo?

6. Hmm…Lemme think 🤔 Do you think Epstein had receipts of Sunkist with really young girls in compromising situations that he passed onto Nutty-Yahoo via the Mossad? And maybe Nutty-Yahoo threatened Sunkist with their release if he didn’t play ball on attacking Iran?

This is what I think will happen next:

1. People who are knowledgeable about military affairs are of the opinion that in order to win the war, the U.S. will have to send in ground troops.

2. The U.S. has no choice but to press on and win - they cannot pull back now because to do so would be humiliating and they’d lose their superpower status to China, which would move in as the new hegemon.

3. Because of Iran’s large population of 92 million and mountainous geography, a ground force of at least 2 MILLION soldiers will be required to win the war.

4. The United States doesn’t have 2 million soldiers. Therefore, it will have to restart the military draft. Probably in 2027. So if you’re an American between 17 to 24 years old and are reading this, you better start getting in shape for next year so you can serve a President who had dodged the Vietnam draft 5 times and calls veterans “suckers and losers”.

This entire situation is like a movie script from a black comedy…

Welp, Trump and Netanyahu have jointly decided to start World War 3 so they’re gonna have to recruit more cannon fodder. Which means that military conscription in the U.S. will inevitably be reinstated. You heard it here first.

Hard lesson: votes have consequences, which is why citizens should vote wisely.

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To the extent I have any musical ability at all, I feel I have a moral obligation to use it to speak out against the insanity that’s going on right now.

We have a global elite consisting of billionaire peedohs who are being protected by an American President who may very well be one himself.

The timeline that we’re living in is like one sick joke. And I’m certainly not the only one who feels this way. Which is why I wrote this song.

John Lennon said it best:

“My role in society, or any artist's or poet's role, is to try and express what we all feel. Not to tell people how to feel. Not as a preacher, not as a leader, but as a reflection of us all.”

I have a vivid imagination - it would be such an absurdity if it were true. Wouldn’t all these PDFs be arrested immediately once they were discovered? 🤔

(If you can’t tell, I’m being sardonic) 🙃

I’ve always recognized my male privilege, but up until now I had taken it for granted.

Unlike my female friends, I didn’t have to worry about being s@xually assaulted, (g)raped or trafficked.

This privilege led me to believe that PDFile rings involving politicians and billionaires - the upper echelons of society - seemed too unreal to be true.

But as we now have seen with the release of the Epstein files, true they were indeed 🥺😭

Epstein could never have gotten away with what he did if the default position was simply to believe women and children when they tell you that they’ve been victimized.



© 2026 Lee Fang

I dislike talking about politics - I'd rather watch paint dry.

And I would normally state that if you're not an American then you have no say in what goes on in America.

Unfortunately, the current President has decided to export his lunacy outside of America's borders to the rest of the world. He's waged economic war on my country (Canada) and has threatened to annex it.

So now he's forced me to talk about politics. Such is life. 🤷‍♂️

I'm gonna be totally honest with you - when Trump first came onto the political scene in 2015, I thought he was really funny and entertaining (for those who don't know me, I have a really dark sense of humour).

And I intuitively knew that he would win the 2016 election - Americans were tired of career politicians and wanted something different.

But Trump's like that crazy uncle who you invite home for dinner: early in the evening he's outspoken but funny and entertaining.

However, as the night wears on his rants become increasingly erratic and incoherent.

Then he gets to the point where he's trying to burn down your house. America is at that point now.

So I think the best thing for Americans to do this November is to send a message in the mid-terms by proverbially standing up at the dinner table and saying to him: "Unc, it's been a pleasure but I think it's time for you to go home - please leave. NOW."

This is my version of a song by a Canadian band called Crash Vegas. They were active in the early 1990s.

Have you ever broken up with someone only to realize after the fact that she was the love of your life?

If so then this is the song for you!