B a d d e s t

|| always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back ||

|| my therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I started. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. ||

|| when I die , I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car ||