Eddie Ifft

I genuinely support the military. I was also in ski patrol. Then I call out a guy for texting… turns out he’s parenting in a way I do not understand but fully respect. Live stand-up is undefeated.

I'm in Edmonton this weekend at the Comic Strip. Next weekend I'll be at Yuk Yuk’s in Calgary and then I'll be in Vancouver at the House Of Comedy. My full schedule [email protected].

My wife has turned my man cave garage into her Christmas decoration storage facility i'll be in the Comic Strip in West Edmonton this weekend next weekend Yuk Yuk’s in Calgary.

BOZEMAN — I’m at Last Best Comedy Club this FRIDAY NIGHT.
FORT WORTH — Next Friday at Big Laugh.
Let’s do this.

Sorry I had to cancel the show Fort Worth. They will be rescheduled for February 6. I'll be in Bozeman Montana January 30 tickets and links to my podcast available at eddieifft.com.

Fort Worth show was postponed until February 16 to the weather, but I'll still be in Bozeman Montana on January 30 at Last Best Comedy club. [email protected].

I almost left my wife for a Japanese toilet. Sorry Fort Worth had to cancel this week because of the weather. We rescheduled for February 6. I'm still gonna be in Bozeman Montana January 30 tickets available at Eddie Ifft

he school calls it ADHD. I call it a six-year-old with better things to focus on.

Cattle dogs work.
They listen.
They don’t talk back.

My son is six.
I drove six hours overnight for his flag football game anyway.

That’s parenting.

I'll be at Laugh Boston this Friday and Saturday, January 16 and 17th. Tickets are available at eddieifft.com.

Fun in Scottsdale, kids sports all day. OóSteeler Game tomorrow and Boston this upcoming weekend. All I need is sleep.

Crypto is imaginary.
Gold is real.

Metal detectors don’t lie.
Women do not care.

Scottsdale
House of Comedy
🎟 eddieifft.com

I'm in Scottsdale this week Jan 8-10 at the House of Comedy at Desert Ridge. Thickets at eddieifft.com