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We are proud to announce the latest graduating class from the ALU School of Overthinking. 🎓
If your bestie has mastered the art of analyzing a situation so thoroughly that absolutely nothing gets done, it's time to honor their hard work. Order their official certificate of recognition today! 📜✨

Found in an empty classroom... a special message for the forgetful classmate. Tor memory full. (Wait, the tag says always love you? Okay, acceptable!) 🥔

How to enjoy your ROAST 🔥

Step 01: Peel this potato 🥔 (like your ego, it needs thinning)😏
Step 02: Boil until soft (like your brain)😬
Step 03: Mash with Naga chili 🌶️ (for a literal burn)🔥

Bon appétit 🤡🍴

mathay ALU ache🥴