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Paramedic Humour, sustained by coffee. No sleep schedule & probably overdue for a meal break
Medication roulette at patient homes be like:
“Can you show me what medications you take?”
In the kitchen drawer are 3 expired antibiotics, a handful of mystery wafers, loose Panadol, something prescribed in 2009 and Bruno’s flea pills.
Bonus points when every tablet is stored in the same container and the patient says:
“I know which one’s which.” 💀🚑
Vitals are fine.”
Meanwhile the patient looks like one bad decision away from a peri-arrest. 🚑
Also universal truth:
VT looks way pretty on the monitor 😝😂.
Expert paramedic: “If you can ask me for a sandwich, you’re probably gonna survive.”
Somewhere between the first panic attack and the 3am psych transfer, the soul leaves the body and dark humour enters. 🚑💀
It’s either one or the other….
Nutty patient & Normal family OR
Normal patient & Nutty family…..
Yes…. Breathing Difficulties because of “A stubbed Toe”!!! 😫🤦♀️
We all know these stories…. Trouble is, they’re true 🤦♀️🫣
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Can’t breathe - can’t find my wifi password!!! 🫣😂🫣😂
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