Low Schmaltz: Funny Jewish Things
This is Low Schmaltz. Leavened humor. A holy-arious Jewish themed collection of cool Bar Mitzvah invitations, Bat Mitzvah invitations, cards, gifts, and tee-shirts – all customizable – for any holiday or any day. Virtually every order is printed and shipped within 24 hours. And Low Schmaltz is pleased to work with Zazzle, the world's leading platform for quality custom products, to make this happen. Everything is guaranteed. So, if you're not completely satisfied, return it for a refund.
Bring in the bold! Check out these two new designs for Bar and Bat Mitzvah Invitations. What? No preview image, you say? I don't want to spoil the surprise!
L'shanah tovah y'all!
zazzle.com Who’s got the sound that’s heard all around? Start the New Year off right and show your Rosh Hashanah pride. You know you got the lungs.
New invitation alert! A cool distressed movie poster for the Bar Mitzvah boy.
zazzle.com It’s his starring role. His big moment. Make his Bar Mitzvah a premiere to remember.
zazzle.com Who’s ready to rock the bema? He is. Make him a star and his Bar Mitzvah an event to remember.
zazzle.com Who’s the star of the Bar Mitzvah? Your son with these vintage pieces that showcase your sports star. It’s perfect for a sports themed Bar Mitzvah or just if your son is a big baseball, basketball, soccer, football or any sports fan.
zazzle.com Who’s ready to rock the bema? He is. The tour is coming to town. So make him a star and his Bar Mitzvah an event to remember.
zazzle.com What’s the latest buzz to hit the newsstands? Your daughter’s Bat Mitzvah. Give her the magazine cover.
zazzle.com This Tree of Life themed Bat Mitzvah invitations system sets the tone for your daughter’s big day. It’s styled in the tradition of letterpress to give it a handcrafted feel.
zazzle.com Who’s ready to rock the bema? She is. The tour is coming to town. So make her a star and her Bat Mitzvah an event to remember.
zazzle.com Who’s ready to rock the bema? She is. Make her a star and her Bat Mitzvah an event to remember.
zazzle.com It’s his starring role. His big moment on the red carpet (if the carpet by the bema is red). These invitations will help make his Bar Mitzvah a premiere to remember.
zazzle.com This is his day. And between these pages, the story of his Bar Mitzvah will be told. These Bar Mitzvah invitations will make any super hero fan proud with the look of a true graphic novel.
zazzle.com This elegant Bar Mitzvah invitation sets the tone for your son’s big day.
I'd call it the Nosh List.
spoonuniversity.com The everyday food resource for our generation.
New Invitation Alert!
lowschmaltz.com See the entire invitation line and buy. It’s his big day. Be bold. There’s a wide range of pieces available – from reply cards and thank you notes to save the dates. And if you’re having a B’Nai Mitzvah, I’m happy to add an additional silhouette to this design and make any adjustments.
8th night...courtesy of #Walgreens. "At the corner of Hanukkah & Birthday." #JewsImprovise
chicagotribune.com To understand the bar mitzvah invitation that went around the world , you first have to understand that you weren't supposed to see it. And Brody Criz is not aspiring toward a career in entertainment — he just loves to entertain.
New invitation alert! B Boy Bar Mitzvah.
Low Schmaltz featured on Mitzvah Market for Hollywood Themed Bar and Bat Mitzvahs. http://www.mitzvahmarket.com/mitzvah-ideas/themes/mitzvah-inspire-a-hollywood-style-bar-bat-mitzvah-celebration/
mitzvahmarket.com From centerpieces to favors, there are plenty of ways to make your Bar Bat Mitzvah celebration unique and make your child feel like a star!
New Invitation Alert! http://lowschmaltz.com/?p=754
lowschmaltz.com See the entire invitation line and buy. This Bat Mitzvah invitation is simple, elegant and fresh. A Star of David shines, surrounded by bright colors and a fun pattern. This is everything you need – invitations, stamps, save the dates, and reply cards. And if you’re having a B’Nai Mitzvah, I’m happy...
It's official. Boom.
lowschmaltz.com A different look. Same unleavened humor. And a re-focused energy on what the (Chosen) people want: Bar and Bat Mitzvah Invitations.
A holiday classic.
happyplace.someecards.com Here's an old one making the rounds once more since it's almost that time of year again. When Jews and Chinese Restaurant owners come together on Dec. 25 to celebrate food, family, and fellowship in the midst of what is otherwise an eerily abandoned ghost town. It's nice to see that this place reall...
Low Schmaltz likes this. Word!
This are ways to celebrate in a multi-faith household... this should not be one of them.
[09/16/12] A happy and healthy new year to you from your friends at Low Schmaltz!
Michelle Bernstein... kicking it up a notch!
chicagotribune.com Rosh Hashana's rich, slow-cooked foods and honeyed golden fruits reflect the changing seasons and offer the promise of a sweet new year. What if, however, the view outside the window isn't of maples and oaks but palms and banyan trees? And the colors aren't the rusty yellows and oranges of soon-to-f...
[05/14/12] A nice sale! 50% OFF invites + $3 OFF postage! Use Code: GRADSENDSALE
[04/25/12] Need to adorn the walls at the Bar or Bat Mitzvah? Now, it's easier. 60% Off Canvas, Prints & Posters! Use Code: CANVASMOMENT Ends Tomorrow!
[04/20/12] 22% Discount on everything all weekend long! Use code: ZAZZLESALE22
The 1040EZ Discount – 10.40% Off ALL ORDERS For TAX Day!
Use Code: TAXDAYSAVING Ends Tuesday
[04/06/12] I got a Venti Iced Coffee for Elijah, but I drank it. So sorry.
40% Off All shirts and sweatshirts through Sunday! Use Code: FINDSHIRT4ME
zazzle.com 24 Hour Shipping on most orders. RJEWD2 T-SHIRTS created by Lowschmaltz. This design is available on many sizes, styles, and colors of shirts.
Time to gear up for the Seder!
zazzle.com 24 Hour Shipping on most orders. Afikoman Hunter Button created by Lowschmaltz. This design is available on many different sizes and shapes of buttons.
Low Schmaltz's cover photo
Welcome to the Locke Elementary School Apparel Store. Find all Locke Elementary School clothing at SpiritShop.com here: http://tinyurl.com/cw48rjb
J. Dortch’s Closet is an online store featuring some of the world's most fashionable apparel and accessories, a high discounted price.
A Christian Creative Cooperative
We Know Home Theater
www.themonsterstore.net - Find, shop, & buy original horror t-shirts, posters, stickers, buttons, skateboards, official band merchandise and more from The Monster Store!
We are a Chicago based discount store that loves its community and saving money. We carry name brand merchandise from electronics to shampoo. Come in and find a Bargain of your own!
ArtBarcs is dedicated to identifying & then connecting the most innovative living artists with a global community of art lovers & art buyers. http://www.artbarcs.com
www.ChixThatStitch.com Hand knit items including purses, scarves and accessories to create your own individuality.
N'Vite U Invitations creates handmade invitations to compliment your event or special ocassion. We take orders 3-4 months or more prior to the event.
Online retailer for the largest manufacturer of toys in the world!
Shining Gold offers jewelry repairing, jewelry cleaning, jewelry products, gold, silver, and platinum in Chicago.