Tired of your kids being in your face all day? Throw those needy little "curtain climbers" here at our daycare, now and smoking & non-smoking sections!
[03/21/20] Ya’ll keep them little critters home where it’s safe for now! We’ll be reopening April 1st and instead of cartons of cigarettes, we’ll be accepting cans of Lysol for payment too! I always tell your kid’s to close their eyes before dousing them with Disinfectant sprays so it’s safe! And by the way, we’ve never had toilet paper here - we teach kids early on to rough it so they ain’t a bunch of wussies when they get big!
[05/15/18] Ditch your Kids here. They will enjoy playing with our 26 cats!
[04/28/18] There are some kids who deserve better. But YOU call the shots! Next time your kids make you mad, enroll them here.
Kids get so excited when the wind from the trains blows through their hair! Everyday is an adventure here at CLD.
You know there's an 83% chance your little rugrat's gonna end up drinking coffee anyway? That's why babies and toddlers get a steamy cup of joe here at CLD. We teach them young!
[03/12/18] Happy Monday! Fridge is full of clearance milk, cupboard is full of expired crackers and we just refilled our zippos! Bring on those needy little curtain climbers .... we’re ready!
New, influential friends are waiting! Enroll your kid today! The kids here love "new blood" as they call it.
Parents, tired of your kids being in your face all day? Throw 'em here! We've still got a little room in here - cram 'em in!
Get here before we open? Just attach your kid to the door and off you go! We'll email you later to tell you if your kid is okay.
Nothing wakes your kid up better than a steamy cup of coffee! They're gonna grow up and drink coffee anyway! Why not!
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Crazy Lady Daycare
Building a biblical worldview...one student at a time.
Café serving sandwiches, wraps, amazing frozen fruit bowls, smoothies, and fresh cold-pressed juices prepared on-site. Whole, natural ingredients. Delicious IS healthy here at GJ! Local products include CBD oil, skin care and more!